The problem with drinking and driving is that trees defend themselves very well.
Paper cut: A tree's final moment of revenge.
What did the dog say after walking in the desert for hours? If I don't find a tree soon I'm gonna pee on myself.
To be a good hunter you need good eyes, a steady hand, and a loud voice so you can yell for help when you're in a tree top.
The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?'
The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree.
God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages.
Jacques Deval
Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees
David Letterman
