Tree Quotes
The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?'
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The problem with drinking and driving is that trees defend themselves very well.
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What did the dog say after walking in the desert for hours? If I don't find a tree soon I'm gonna pee on myself.
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