The problem with drinking and driving is that trees defend themselves very well.
Paper cut: A tree's final moment of revenge.
What did the dog say after walking in the desert for hours? If I don't find a tree soon I'm gonna pee on myself.
To be a good hunter you need good eyes, a steady hand, and a loud voice so you can yell for help when you're in a tree top.
The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?'
God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages.
Jacques Deval
The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree.
Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees
David Letterman
