Tree Quotes

The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?'

What did the dog say after walking in the desert for hours? If I don't find a tree soon I'm gonna pee on myself.

To be a good hunter you need good eyes, a steady hand, and a loud voice so you can yell for help when you're in a tree top.

Paper cut: A tree's final moment of revenge.

Trees.. they're all bark and no bite.

On February 2nd the palm tree checked, and it saw its shadow... six more weeks of sunshine.

The problem with drinking and driving is that trees defend themselves very well.