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I finally realized that people are prisoners of their phones... that's why it's called a "cell" phone.
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just once I'd like to read a medication label that says: Warning, may cause permanent weight loss, increased energy and wrinkle removal.
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When a couple is arguing over who loves who more, the one that gives up is the real winner.
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The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?'
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The awkward moment when someone's zipper is down and you don't know whether to tell them or not.
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That awkward moment when it's quiet in class and your stomach decides to sound make whale mating sounds.
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That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything, and all you can think is: "Act normal, you are innocent."
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