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I finally realized that people are prisoners of their phones... that's why it's called a "cell" phone. Anonymous
Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it's only Thursday. Anonymous
just once I'd like to read a medication label that says: Warning, may cause permanent weight loss, increased energy and wrinkle removal. Anonymous
Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along. Anonymous
Sometimes I'm grateful that thoughts don't appear as bubbles over our heads. Anonymous
When a couple is arguing over who loves who more, the one that gives up is the real winner. Anonymous
My decision making skills are as good as a squirrel that's crossing the street. Anonymous
The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?' Anonymous
Research has shown that laughing for two minutes is just as healthy as a 20 minute jog. So now I'm sitting in the park laughing at all the joggers. Anonymous
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There is absolutely no excuse for laziness. But if you find one, let me know. Anonymous
I'm so lazy that I get jealous when it's bedtime in other countries. Anonymous
The awkward moment when someone's zipper is down and you don't know whether to tell them or not. Anonymous
That awkward moment when it's quiet in class and your stomach decides to sound make whale mating sounds. Anonymous
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything, and all you can think is: "Act normal, you are innocent." Anonymous
We're all brave in our own way. For example, I'm not afraid of raw cookie dough. Anonymous
When someone asks "Are you crazy?" Just answer "Yes" to end that conversation. Anonymous
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