Top Quotes

If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.

Anonymous

Short QuotesPhotoLazy Quotes

Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up.

Anonymous

PhotoFunny Sayings

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.

Anonymous

Short QuotesPhotoLife Quotes

Sponsored Links

If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?

Anonymous

Short QuotesPhotoWise

Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they'll start using it.

Anonymous

Short QuotesPhotoStatements

I just finally discovered what's wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left.

Anonymous

PhotoWise

If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?

Anonymous

Short QuotesPhotoEat

Latest Funny Quotes

Be bold, be italic, but never regular.

Anonymous

Short QuotesPhotoLife Quotes

I would go out of my mind, but I can't find the exit.

Anonymous

Short QuotesPhotoQuotes

How come iPhone chargers are not called apple juice?

Anonymous

Short QuotesPhotoQuotes

So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff.

Anonymous

Short QuotesPhotoLife Quotes

Sometimes I'm grateful that thoughts don't appear as bubbles over our heads.

Anonymous

Short QuotesPhotoQuotes

Friends are like walls, sometimes you lean on them and sometimes it's good just knowing they're there.

Anonymous

PhotoKnowGood

I'm a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

Anonymous

PhotoLife QuotesSleep

If only my teeth were as white as my legs.

Anonymous

Short QuotesPhoto

I'm the kind of crazy you weren't warned about because no one knew this level existed.

Anonymous

PhotoLife Quotes

Did a cartwheel the other day, thinking it was like riding a bike. It's not.

Anonymous

Short QuotesPhotoQuotes

• 2
• 3
• 4
• Next Page »

Sharing is caring! Put a smile on a friends face.

Have an amazing quote you want to see here? Share it with the world by clicking here and sending it to us right away. We'd love to hear from you and appreciate all the submissions.