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True friends are like diamonds - bright, beautiful, valuable, and always in style.

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Good friends are like stars, you can't always see them but you know they're there.

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A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

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$Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.$

Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.

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A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.

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I changed my password everywhere to 'incorrect.'

I changed my password everywhere to 'incorrect.' That way when I forget it, it always reminds me, 'Your password is incorrect.'

Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it's a brighter day.

Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it's a brighter day.

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I may not have lost all my marbles yet, but there's a small hole in the bag somewhere.

My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I'm still at work.

I haven't even gone to bed yet and I already can't wait to get home from work tomorrow.

The only running I do is to chase the ice cream truck.

If I say "First of all," run away, because I have prepared research, data, charts and I will totally prove you wrong.

I wish the homes of all my friends were connected to mine by secret underground tunnels.

That awkward moment when you've said "What?" three times, so you just say "Oh, yeah.." even though you have no idea what they said.

I'm not being smart, I'm just a skilled trained professional in pointing out the obvious.

Me sarcastic? Never.

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I hate it when I turn on the car in the morning and the music starts blasting... It's like, woah, I'm not the same person I was last night.

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