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Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.

Anonymous

StupidMath

Never let your best friends get lonely... keep disturbing them.

Anonymous

ShortBestNever

If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.

Anonymous

ShortLazy

Friends are like walls, sometimes you lean on them and sometimes it's good just knowing they're there.

Anonymous

KnowGoodFriend

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Why cry for someone when you can laugh next to someone else?

Anonymous

ShortLove

We are going to be best friends forever... besides you already know too much.

Anonymous

ShortKnowBest

Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you're getting a dictionary.

Anonymous

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Latest Funny Quotes

Lead me not into temptation... Oh who am I kidding, follow me, I know a shortcut.

Anonymous

StupidKnow

It's all fun and games until your jeans don't fit any more.

Anonymous

ShortLife

Lazy Rule: Can't reach it, don't need it.

Anonymous

ShortLazy

Finally it's Friday and I can go out. I'm putting the garbage out and I'll be right back.

Anonymous

Life

I fractured my laziness and dislocated my interest.

Anonymous

ShortLazy

Cats have 32 muscles in each ear, to help them ignore you.

Anonymous

ShortCat

I tried counting sheep so I can fall asleep but that got boring, so I started talking to the shepherd instead.

Anonymous

Stupid

Why do you wear glasses? My eyes are so beautiful they have to be kept behind glass, like a showcase.

Anonymous

Life

If I had just one hour left to live, I'd spend it in Math class... it never ends.

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NeverMathLive

I have lots of hidden talents. The problem is, even I can't find them.

Anonymous

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