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I finally realized that people are prisoners of their phones... that's why it's called a "cell" phone.
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Wouldn't it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for 10 minutes and come out wrinkle free and three sizes smaller?
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Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say "I know it's hard, but you'll be okay. Here's a coffee and a million dollars."
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I changed my password everywhere to 'incorrect.' That way when I forget it, it always reminds me, 'Your password is incorrect.'
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I don't understand people who say "I don't know how to thank you." Like they never heard of money.
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The awkward moment when someone's zipper is down and you don't know whether to tell them or not.
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That awkward moment when it's quiet in class and your stomach decides to sound make whale mating sounds.
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That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything, and all you can think is: "Act normal, you are innocent."
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