Funny Exercise and Dieting Quotes
Instead of calling it the John I'm going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning.
Anonymous
Laughing is one of the best exercises, it's like running inside your mind. You can do it almost anywhere and it's even better with a friend.
Anonymous
I did a push-up today. Well actually I fell down, but I had to use my arms to get back up, so close enough.
Anonymous
My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he's 97 years old and we have no clue where he is.
Anonymous
Napping is the best activity for weight loss, because I can't eat anything when I'm asleep!
Anonymous
I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge.
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