Funny Exercise and Dieting Quotes
Instead of calling it the John I'm going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning.
Anonymous
I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge.
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I did a push-up today. Well actually I fell down, but I had to use my arms to get back up, so close enough.
Anonymous
New year resolutions you can actually keep!
Skip more classes in school. Call in sick at work more.
Go shopping more often.
Eat more unhealthy food like fries and burgers.
Drink more pop cans instead of freshly squeezing healthy fruits.
Do less exercise and watch more TV.
Anonymous
Skip more classes in school. Call in sick at work more.
Go shopping more often.
Eat more unhealthy food like fries and burgers.
Drink more pop cans instead of freshly squeezing healthy fruits.
Do less exercise and watch more TV.
Anonymous
Laughing is one of the best exercises, it's like running inside your mind. You can do it almost anywhere and it's even better with a friend.
Anonymous
My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he's 97 years old and we have no clue where he is.
Anonymous
I might wake up early and do some exercise, or I might win the lotto, the odds are the same.
Anonymous
When the teacher said "Don't forget to bring clothes for Gym," I thought "Who is Jim and why doesn't he bring his own clothes?"
Anonymous
Your mind needs exercise just as much as your body does, that's why I think of jogging every day.
Anonymous
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