Funny Exercise and Dieting Quotes
Got up this morning and ran around the block five times. Then I got tired, so I put the block back in the toy box.
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Instead of calling it the John I'm going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning.
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Your mind needs exercise just as much as your body does, that's why I think of jogging every day.
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Laughing is one of the best exercises, it's like running inside your mind. You can do it almost anywhere and it's even better with a friend.
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I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge.
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I did a push-up today. Well actually I fell down, but I had to use my arms to get back up, so close enough.
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Of all my body parts my eyes get the most exercise, I do at least a thousand eye rolls every day.
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