Funny Exercise and Dieting Quotes

I love my six pack so much, I protect is with a layer of fat.

Instead of calling it the John I'm going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning.

Napping is the best activity for weight loss, because I can't eat anything when I'm asleep!

Laughing is one of the best exercises, it's like running inside your mind. You can do it almost anywhere and it's even better with a friend.

Yes of course I am athletic... I surf the Internet every day.

I am on a 20 day diet, so far I've lost 10 days.

Ironically jogging pants are mostly worn by the laziest people.

I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge.

Your mind needs exercise just as much as your body does, that's why I think of jogging every day.

I get enough exercise just by pushing my luck!

My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I'd have to do.

When the teacher said "Don't forget to bring clothes for Gym," I thought "Who is Jim and why doesn't he bring his own clothes?"

The only exercise I've done this month is running... out of money!

I did a push-up today. Well actually I fell down, but I had to use my arms to get back up, so close enough.

Of course I'm in shape. Round is a shape.