Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training?
My brain cells, skin cells and hair cells continue to die, but my fat cells seem to have an eternal life.
Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.
I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge.
I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief.
The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning "ability to," and bics, meaning "withstand tremedous boredom."
I don't need a fancy watch to tell me I'm not fit one bit.
I love my six pack so much, I protect is with a layer of fat.
My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I'd have to do.
Laughing is one of the best exercises, it's like running inside your mind. You can do it almost anywhere and it's even better with a friend.
What's best way to build upper arm strength? Take lots of selfies.
What type of exercise do lazy people do? Diddly squats.
I am on a 20 day diet, so far I've lost 10 days.
Do I run? Yes.. Out of time, patients and money.
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!
I get enough exercise just by pushing my luck!
Did a cartwheel the other day, thinking it was like riding a bike. It's not.
New year resolutions you can actually keep!
Skip more classes in school.
Call in sick at work more.
Go shopping more often.
Eat more unhealthy food like fries and burgers.
Drink more pop cans instead of freshly squeezing healthy fruits.
Do less exercise and watch more TV.
Your mind needs exercise just as much as your body does, that's why I think of jogging every day.
I didn't mean to gain weight, it just happened by snackcident.
Just got 30 minutes of cardio trying to pick up an ice cube from the kitchen floor.
Shopping is the only exercise I need.
My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch... I call it lunch.
Every morning I do 10 sit-ups, to hit the snooze button on my alarm clock.
Instead of calling it the John I'm going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning.
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