Stupid Funny Quotes
A list of senseless quotations that are dumb and extremely amusing. Even the most naive person can say something really funny.
The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?'
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Be crazy, be stupid, be silly, be weird. Be whatever, because life is too short to be anything but happy.
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My friend, remember that without stupidity there wouldn't be intelligence, and without ugliness there wouldn't be beauty, so the world needs you after all.
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The problem with drinking and driving is that trees defend themselves very well.
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After many years of studying my Geography book I finally know by heart that Australia is on page 23.
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In beer there is freedom, in wine there is health, in cognac there is power and in water there is bacteria.
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