Stupid Funny Quotes
A list of senseless quotations that are dumb and extremely amusing. Even the most naive person can say something really funny.
If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way. - Homer Simpson
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
When the cop told me to give him my first name and last name I told him, 'Are you crazy? What's my name going to be then?' Anonymous
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people. Anonymous
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. Albert Einstein
Due to current economic conditions the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off. Anonymous
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