Stupid Funny Quotes
A list of senseless quotations that are dumb and extremely amusing. Even the most naive person can say something really funny.
Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you. Anonymous
The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?' Anonymous
A cop pulled me over and told me "Papers", so I said "Scissors, I win!" and drove off. Anonymous
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying! CoolFunnyQuotes.com
I would like to apologize to anyone whom I haven't offended yet. Please be patient, I will get to you shortly. Anonymous
Teacher: Why are you talking during my lesson? Student: Why are you teaching during my conversation? Anonymous
Be crazy, be stupid, be silly, be weird. Be whatever, because life is too short to be anything but happy. Anonymous
Instead of LOL why don't you try LOLWKASF: Laughing Out Loud While Keeping A Straight Face. Anonymous
Are you free tomorrow? No, tomorrow I'm still expensive. Anonymous
I know that I am stupid but when I look around me I feel a lot better. Anonymous
I don't mean to brag, but I put together a puzzle in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years. Anonymous
I just wanted you to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does. Anonymous
Sometimes I'm grateful that thoughts don't appear as bubbles over our heads. Anonymous
I'm multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time. Anonymous
What is the best thing to do when you have a hole in a boat and water is leaking inside? Make another hole to drain the water. Anonymous
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. Anonymous
Your legs must be tired because you have been running through my mind all night. Anonymous
If what you've done is stupid but it works, then it really isn't that stupid at all.
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