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A list of senseless quotations that are dumb and extremely amusing. Even the most naive person can say something really funny.

I can't sleep good when I know the food is feeling cold in the fridge.

Anonymous

ShortKnowGood
Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.

Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.

Anonymous

Math

A cop pulled me over and told me "Papers", so I said "Scissors, I win!" and drove off.

Anonymous

Wise

I want to change my name on Facebook to "Nobody," so when I see someone posting something stupid I can Like their post and it will say "Nobody likes this."

Anonymous

Facebook

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Be crazy, be stupid, be silly, be weird. Be whatever, because life is too short to be anything but happy.

Anonymous

LifeHappy
Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can't see.

Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can't see.

Anonymous

Short
The broccoli says....

The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?'

Anonymous

Tree
It's so simple to be wise.

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.

Sam Levenson

Think
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

Albert Einstein

ShortFamous

Facebook needs three buttons, "Like", "Dislike" and "Stop being stupid."

Anonymous

ShortFacebook

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In beer there is freedom, in wine there is health, in cognac there is power and in water there is bacteria.

Anonymous

DrinkingBeer

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.

Anonymous

ShortSayingsGood
My friend, remember that without stupidity there wouldn't be intelligence, and without ugliness there wouldn't be beauty, so the world needs you after all.

My friend, remember that without stupidity there wouldn't be intelligence, and without ugliness there wouldn't be beauty, so the world needs you after all.

Anonymous

SayingsWorld

I think I like something, but I'm not sure what?

Anonymous

ShortThink

Whenever you feel stupid, remember that there are people outside searching for Pokemon.

Anonymous

LifePeople

Would you believe my neighbor was knocking on my door at 2:30AM this morning? Luckily, I was still up playing bagpipes.

Anonymous

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