Woody Allen Funny Quotes
Woody Allen has written many funny phrases, and he was once a writer for the TV show Candid Camera. Here is a great collection of quotes written by him that we think are very clever and amusing.
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room. Woody Allen
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker. Woody Allen
I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens. Woody Allen
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. Woody Allen