Funny quotes about friendship and being friends.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. Anonymous
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. Groucho Marx
Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study. Anonymous
A good friend is like a bra: hard to find one you're comfortable with, always provides support, holds you tight and is always close to your heart. Anonymous
There's nothing better than a good friend, except for a good friend with chocolate. Anonymous
As your best friend I'll always pick you up when you fall, after I finish laughing. Anonymous
We are going to be best friends forever... besides you already know too much. Anonymous
I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire because that's dangerous. But a super humid room... well not too humid, because you know... my hair. Anonymous
Dear Diamond, we all know who is really a girl's best friend. Sincerely yours, Chocolate Cake. Anonymous
Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face. Anonymous
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