Funny quotes about friendship and being friends.
One of the benefits of being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas, no make-up, and look like crap and I won't judge you.
A person who always disturbs you is a person who loves you.
Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.
I hope we're good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people.
You don't have to be crazy to hang out with me... I'll train you.
Laughing is one of the best exercises, it's like running inside your mind. You can do it almost anywhere and it's even better with a friend.
Friends are chocolate chips in the cookie of life!
Good friends don't let their friends do stupid things alone.
I don't know what's tighter, our jeans or our friendship.
Side by side or miles apart real friends are always close to the heart.
Never let your best friends get lonely... keep disturbing them.
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.
A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.
We are going to be best friends forever... besides you already know too much.
Friends are like walls, sometimes you lean on them and sometimes it's good just knowing they're there.
If you have crazy friends you have everything you'll ever need.
As your best friend I'll always pick you up when you fall, after I finish laughing.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
Some friends are like the wind, some are like mountains. They come in and breeze out of your life, or they are there for a lifetime.
I don't need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.
Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.
The alphabet begins with ABC, numbers begin with 123, music begins with do-re-mi, and friendship begins with you and me.
My imaginary friend thinks he has problems.
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