Friend Quotes

Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.

Anonymous

You had me at "We'll make it look like an accident."

Anonymous

I love my computer because all my friends live inside it!

Anonymous

My imaginary friend thinks he has problems.

Anonymous

Laughing is one of the best exercises, it's like running inside your mind. You can do it almost anywhere and it's even better with a friend.

Anonymous

I love making friends. I usually prefer to make them out of plaster and give them funny looking hats.

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A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.

Anonymous

I made my Facebook name "Benefits," so when you add me now it says "you're friends with benefits."

Anonymous

Friends are like walls, sometimes you lean on them and sometimes it's good just knowing they're there.

Anonymous

The alphabet begins with ABC, numbers begin with 123, music begins with do-re-mi, and friendship begins with you and me.

Anonymous

Never let your best friends get lonely... keep disturbing them.

Anonymous

As your best friend I'll always pick you up when you fall, after I finish laughing.

Anonymous

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people... together.

Anonymous

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

Anonymous

I don't need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

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Dear Diamond, we all know who is really a girl's best friend. Sincerely yours, Chocolate Cake.

Anonymous

I wish the homes of all my friends were connected to mine by secret underground tunnels.

Anonymous

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

Anonymous