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Cats, dogs, and most animals have a magical way of being funny and cute without even trying. If you're an animal lover you will love these.

What keys can't open locks? Monkeys, donkeys and turkeys.

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Never play poker with the world's fastest animal, because he's a cheetah.

Short Quotes Wise Quotes Never Quotes

The only thing you have to fear is fear itself... and spiders.

The only thing you have to fear is fear itself... and spiders.

Short Quotes Sayings

How was the dog's day? Ruff.

Short Quotes Dog Quotes

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My windows aren't dirty, my dog is painting.

Short Quotes Dog Quotes

I was thinking of getting a German Shepherd once, but I didn't want to learn another language just to have a dog.

I was thinking of getting a German Shepherd once, but I didn't want to learn another language just to have a dog.

Think Quotes Dog Quotes

You can trust your dog to guard your house.

You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich.

Dog Quotes Never Quotes

You can teach a cat to do...

You can teach a cat to do anything that it wants to do.

Short Quotes Cat Quotes

Seeing a spider in my room isn't scary. It's scary when it disappears.

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.

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Three monkeys escaped from the zoo, one was caught watching TV, the other playing hockey, and the third one was caught reading this quote!

Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.

Short Quotes People Quotes

If aliens saw us walking our dogs and picking up their poop, who would they think is in charge?

If aliens saw us walking our dogs and picking up their poop, who would they think is in charge?

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Think Quotes Dog Quotes

Cat life mice can foxes be wolves boring frogs but grasshopper let's swan love it cow anyhow. Now read it again without the animals.

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Life Quotes Cat Quotes

If you want someone who will listen to you every time, do everything you tell them to do, and always be there for you for better or for worse, get a dog.

If you want someone who will listen to you every time, do everything you tell them to do, and always be there for you for better or for worse, get a dog.

Statements Sayings Time Quotes

Two fleas are coming out of a bar when one asks the other 'Do we take a dog or do we walk home?'

I don't need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry!

Short Quotes Sayings

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way.

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way.

Short Quotes Cat Quotes