Funny Animal Quotes
Cats, dogs, and most animals have a magical way of being funny and cute without even trying. If you're an animal lover you will love these.
I named my dog "5 Miles," so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day. Anonymous
Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once. Anonymous
Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned. Anonymous
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.
When I finish eating something I have to show my hands to the dog, like I'm a blackjack dealer... Anonymous
I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives. Anonymous
Never play poker with the world's fastest animal, because he's a cheetah. Anonymous
Today I saw a woman talking to her cat, she really thought the cat understood. I told my dog when I got home... we both had a good laugh. Anonymous
Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing, right in your ear. Dave Barry
A new kitten will turn your house upside down and at the same time make everything seem right. Anonymous
I feel sorry for people who don't have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor. Anonymous
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