Funny Animal Quotes
Cats, dogs, and most animals have a magical way of being funny and cute without even trying. If you're an animal lover you will love these.
You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared!Anonymous
Today I saw a woman talking to her cat, she really thought the cat understood. I told my dog when I got home... we both had a good laugh.Anonymous
Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.Anonymous
I'm sorry that I'm not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse.Anonymous
Cats have 32 muscles in each ear, to help them ignore you.Anonymous
I named my dog "5 Miles," so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day.Anonymous
What's happening with your phone, every time I call you it says 'The subscriber you're calling is a monkey, please contact the zoo.'Anonymous
Cat life mice can foxes be wolves boring frogs but grasshopper let's swan love it cow anyhow. Now read it again without the animals.CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Three monkeys escaped from the zoo, one was caught watching TV, the other playing hockey, and the third one was caught reading this quote!Anonymous
A zooology teacher asks the class 'What is the one animal in the jungle that a lion is afraid of?' The class answers: a lioness.Anonymous
I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.Anonymous
Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned.Anonymous
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