Funny Animal Quotes
Cats, dogs, and most animals have a magical way of being funny and cute without even trying. If you're an animal lover you will love these.
I named my dog "5 Miles," so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day. Anonymous
Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once. Anonymous
Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned. Anonymous
I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives. Anonymous
Today I saw a woman talking to her cat, she really thought the cat understood. I told my dog when I got home... we both had a good laugh. Anonymous
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.
If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. Mark Twain
A zooology teacher asks the class 'What is the one animal in the jungle that a lion is afraid of?' The class answers: a lioness. Anonymous
Why can't cats work on the computer? They get too distracted chasing the mouse around. Anonymous
I feel sorry for people who don't have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor. Anonymous
Three monkeys escaped from the zoo, one was caught watching TV, the other playing hockey, and the third one was caught reading this quote! Anonymous
I just found out it takes 5 sheep to make one wool sweater. I didn't even know they knew how to knit. Anonymous
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