Funny Animal Quotes

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Cats, dogs, and most animals have a magical way of being funny and cute without even trying. If you're an animal lover you will love these.

Seeing a spider in my room isn't scary. It's scary when it disappears.

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Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.

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I love you so much I'd fight a bear for you. Well not a grizzly bear because they have claws, and not a panda bear because they know Kung Fu... But a care bear, I'd definitely fight a care bear for you.

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.

You can trust your dog to guard your house.

You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich.

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Don't worry, the spider is smaller than you. "Yeah. So is a grenade."

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If aliens saw us walking our dogs and picking up their poop, who would they think is in charge?

If aliens saw us walking our dogs and picking up their poop, who would they think is in charge?

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Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing, right in your ear.

If you want someone who will listen to you every time, do everything you tell them to do, and always be there for you for better or for worse, get a dog.

If you want someone who will listen to you every time, do everything you tell them to do, and always be there for you for better or for worse, get a dog.

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I don't need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry!

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Sharks are not so bad... If a stranger came into my house wearing only a bathing suit, I'd probably get angry too.

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The hardest part of trying to steal one sheep is stopping the rest of them from following.

The hardest part of trying to steal one sheep is stopping the rest of them from following.

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A zooology teacher asks the class 'What is the one animal in the jungle that a lion is afraid of?' The class answers: a lioness.

Two fleas are coming out of a bar when one asks the other 'Do we take a dog or do we walk home?'

God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages.

Jacques Deval

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In spring birds return from their tropical vacation. Six months later they regret their decision and go back.