Funny Animal Quotes

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Cats, dogs, and most animals have a magical way of being funny and cute without even trying. If you're an animal lover you will love these.

You can trust your dog to guard your house.

You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich.

Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.

What's happening with your phone, every time I call you it says 'The subscriber you're calling is a monkey, please contact the zoo.'

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Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing, right in your ear.

If aliens saw us walking our dogs and picking up their poop, who would they think is in charge?

If aliens saw us walking our dogs and picking up their poop, who would they think is in charge?

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I don't need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry!

What are the two magic words that you can always use to make a shark happy?

What are the two magic words that you can always use to make a shark happy? "Man Overboard!"

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It was me, I let the dogs out.

If you want someone who will listen to you every time, do everything you tell them to do, and always be there for you for better or for worse, get a dog.

If you want someone who will listen to you every time, do everything you tell them to do, and always be there for you for better or for worse, get a dog.

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You can teach a cat to do...

You can teach a cat to do anything that it wants to do.

I love you so much I'd fight a bear for you. Well not a grizzly bear because they have claws, and not a panda bear because they know Kung Fu... But a care bear, I'd definitely fight a care bear for you.

Seeing a spider in my room isn't scary. It's scary when it disappears.

Three monkeys escaped from the zoo, one was caught watching TV, the other playing hockey, and the third one was caught reading this quote!

Never stand between a dog and the fire hydrant.

Never stand between a dog and the fire hydrant.

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Short Dog Never

I just found out it takes 5 sheep to make one wool sweater. I didn't even know they knew how to knit.