Funny Animal Quotes
Cats, dogs, and most animals have a magical way of being funny and cute without even trying. If you're an animal lover you will love these.
Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned.
Anonymous
I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.
Anonymous
Today I saw a woman talking to her cat, she really thought the cat understood. I told my dog when I got home... we both had a good laugh.
Anonymous
I feel sorry for people who don't have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor.
Anonymous
Pro Tip: In the event of a tornado or other such natural disaster, place weiners and/or cheese slices in your pockets so the search dogs can find you first.
Anonymous
A zooology teacher asks the class 'What is the one animal in the jungle that a lion is afraid of?' The class answers: a lioness.
Anonymous
You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich.
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