Funny Animal Quotes
Cats, dogs, and most animals have a magical way of being funny and cute without even trying. If you're an animal lover you will love these.
Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned.
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Today I saw a woman talking to her cat, she really thought the cat understood. I told my dog when I got home... we both had a good laugh.
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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.
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I feel sorry for people who don't have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor.
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I just found out it takes 5 sheep to make one wool sweater. I didn't even know they knew how to knit.
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A new kitten will turn your house upside down and at the same time make everything seem right.
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A zooology teacher asks the class 'What is the one animal in the jungle that a lion is afraid of?' The class answers: a lioness.
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