The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
More Quotes by Walter Bagehot
You can't please everyone, you're not a Nutella jar.
I really should do something with my life... maybe tomorrow.
I'm not weird, I'm just limited edition.
There's something missing in my life, I just don't know if it's a puppy, a person, or a slice of pizza.
Life is too short to worry about matching socks.
Life is always rocky when you're a gem.
I don't like morning people... or mornings, or people.
If someone says "Who are you gonna call?" and your instinct is to say "Ghostbusters" then I probably don't want to know you.
Life is too short to remove USB safely.
Life always offers you a second chance. It's called tomorrow.
With great power comes an even greater electricity bill.
Life is not about how you survive the storm, it's about how you dance in the rain.
Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it's a brighter day.
Life doesn't have any hands, but it can sure give you a slap sometimes.
If people are talking behind your back, be happy that you are the one in front.
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off.
I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me.
Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years.
We have to do the impossible, but it is possible.
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