The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
More Quotes by Walter Bagehot
We have to do the impossible, but it is possible.
Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years.
I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me.
It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off.
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
If people are talking behind your back, be happy that you are the one in front.
Life doesn't have any hands, but it can sure give you a slap sometimes.
Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it's a brighter day.
Life is not about how you survive the storm, it's about how you dance in the rain.
With great power comes an even greater electricity bill.
Life always offers you a second chance. It's called tomorrow.
Life is too short to remove USB safely.
If someone says "Who are you gonna call?" and your instinct is to say "Ghostbusters" then I probably don't want to know you.
I don't like morning people... or mornings, or people.
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