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I don't want to brag or anything, but I can still fit in the earrings I wore in high school. Anonymous

I'm super lazy today. It's like normal lazy but I'm wearing a cape. - Anonymous

I'm super lazy today. It's like normal lazy but I'm wearing a cape. Anonymous

Lazy Quotes Short Quotes

Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it's only Thursday. - Anonymous

Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it's only Thursday. Anonymous

Short Quotes Top 100 Work Quotes

Life is too short to remove USB safely. - Anonymous

Life is too short to remove USB safely. Anonymous

Computers Short Quotes

If you're all wrapped up in yourself then you are overdressed.

If you're all wrapped up in yourself then you are overdressed. Anonymous

Growing up is amazing, until you get old! Anonymous

Childhood injuries: Fell off my bike, fell out of a tree, twisted my ankle. Adult injuries: Slept wrong, sat down too long, sneezed too hard. Anonymous

If you think nobody cares that you're alive try missing a couple of payments. Anonymous

Listen, smile, agree.. Then do whatever you were gonna do anyway. - Anonymous

Listen, smile, agree.. Then do whatever you were gonna do anyway. Anonymous

Sayings Short Quotes Top 100

Ironing boards are surf boards that quit before achieving their dream. Don't be an ironing board. - Anonymous

Ironing boards are surf boards that quit before achieving their dream. Don't be an ironing board. Anonymous

Learning a foreign language is pointless, I’m not even allowed to talk to strangers. - Anonymous

Learning a foreign language is pointless, I’m not even allowed to talk to strangers. Anonymous

Everything happening now happens because of everything that has happened before.

Everything happening now happens because of everything that has happened before. Anonymous

Statements Top 100

Life is always rocky when you're a gem. - Anonymous

Life is always rocky when you're a gem. Anonymous

Sayings Short Quotes

Home: Where I can look ugly and not care. - Anonymous

Home: Where I can look ugly and not care. Anonymous

I'm sorry, I didn't realize that you're an expert on my life and how I should live it! Please continue while I take notes. - Anonymous

I'm sorry, I didn't realize that you're an expert on my life and how I should live it! Please continue while I take notes. Anonymous

A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.

A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory. Mark Twain

Sayings Short Quotes

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life. George Burns

My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he's 97 years old and we have no clue where he is. - Anonymous

My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he's 97 years old and we have no clue where he is. Anonymous

Exercise Quotes

You already know something you don't even know that you know.

You already know something you don't even know that you know.

Dr. Milton Erickson

Know Quotes Short Quotes

I'm on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle. - Anonymous

I'm on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle. Anonymous

One small decision can change your life! That's why I always let someone else make my decisions, that way if something goes wrong I have somebody to blame other than myself. CoolFunnyQuotes.com

Dear life, I understand very clearly that you are not fair so you can stop teaching me that lesson. - Anonymous

Dear life, I understand very clearly that you are not fair so you can stop teaching me that lesson. Anonymous

You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold. - Anonymous

You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold. Anonymous

Know Quotes Short Quotes

Living on earth may be tough, but it includes a free ride around the sun every year.

Living on earth may be tough, but it includes a free ride around the sun every year. Anonymous

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