I don't want to adult today, I just want to dog. I'll be lying down on the floor in the sun, you can pet me and bring me some snacks. Anonymous
What type of exercise do lazy people do? Diddly squats. Anonymous
The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax. Albert Einstein
Be kind to people, and if that's too much to ask for then just be weird to people. It's the least you can do. Anonymous
Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.
The right to be heard does not include the right to be taken seriously. Anonymous
Whenever I have a headache I take 2 aspirin and keep away from children, just like it says on the bottle. Anonymous
Retirement is great, you get to be your own boss and tell yourself to do nothing all day. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
When you're thinking that I'm thinking of you, I'm thinking you're thinking of me. Anonymous
I'm a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot. Anonymous
So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff. Anonymous
I am physically, mentally and emotionally ready to enter a new phase in my life.... hibernation. Anonymous
Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories... Steven Alexander Wright
Some friends are like the wind, some are like mountains. They come in and breeze out of your life, or they are there for a lifetime. Anonymous
Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more movie. Just one more minute. Anonymous
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