I really should do something with my life... maybe tomorrow.
I'm old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway.
I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.
Life is a pretty cheezy game, but at least it has good graphics.
I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors.
Life's biggest struggle: I need to pee, but I don't want to get out of bed.
If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth.
I only have one wish in life... For all my dreams to come true.
Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say "I know it's hard, but you'll be okay. Here's a coffee and a million dollars."
Mom: Why is everything on the floor? Me: Gravity, mom.
I know how to live my life to the fullest.. but let's speak later after I finish playing some computer games.
Home: Where I can look ugly and not care.
So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff.
If I'm silent it's because there's thunder inside me. Or I'm just chilling, may the odds be in your favor.
I want time to sit and read, take a nap and snack. Basically, I want to be in Kindergarten.
I don't mean to interrupt people, I just randomly remember things and get really excited.
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I've gained too much weight.
Did you ever notice, whenever you need your keys the most, that's when they're the hardest to find?
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