Life Quotes

Long time ago I used to have a life, until someone told me to create a Facebook account.

That moment when you finish watching a T.V series and you don't know what to do with your life any more.

I'm a Victoria's Secret model. It's such a secret, not even Victoria knows.

Sorry I didn't pick up my phone, I got carried away dancing to the ringtone.

Why must I prove that I am me when I pay bills over the phone? Did some else call to pay my bills, and if they did, why don't you let them?

Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more movie. Just one more minute.

Yesterday I really wanted tacos, and now I'm eating tacos. Follow your dreams!

You know what part I like about waking up early? None.. let me go back to sleep.

Mom: Why is everything on the floor? Me: Gravity, mom.

There's something missing in my life, I just don't know if it's a puppy, a person, or a slice of pizza.

Honestly, I don't even play an active role in my life any more. Things just happen and I'm like "I guess this is what we're doing now."

Me: We need to fall asleep. Brain: No, let's stay awake and think about every decision we made today.

When I take a shower I'm: 5% cleaning myself, 10% singing, 85% making life changing decisions.

The main function of the little toe on your foot is to make sure that all the objects and furniture in the house are in the correct place.