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I don't want to adult today, I just want to dog. I'll be lying down on the floor in the sun, you can pet me and bring me some snacks. Anonymous

A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.

A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory. Mark Twain

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What type of exercise do lazy people do? Diddly squats. - Anonymous

What type of exercise do lazy people do? Diddly squats. Anonymous

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The secret of success is to go from mistake to mistake without losing your enthusiasm.

The secret of success is to go from mistake to mistake without losing your enthusiasm. Anonymous

The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax. - Albert Einstein

The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax. Albert Einstein

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Be kind to people, and if that's too much to ask for then just be weird to people. It's the least you can do. Anonymous

I'm not really a control freak, but... can I show the right way to do that? - Anonymous

I'm not really a control freak, but... can I show the right way to do that? Anonymous

Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.

William Charles Dement

The right to be heard does not include the right to be taken seriously. - Anonymous

The right to be heard does not include the right to be taken seriously. Anonymous

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Whenever I have a headache I take 2 aspirin and keep away from children, just like it says on the bottle. Anonymous

Retirement is great, you get to be your own boss and tell yourself to do nothing all day. CoolFunnyQuotes.com

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In a room full of art, I'd still stare at you. - Anonymous

In a room full of art, I'd still stare at you. Anonymous

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When you're thinking that I'm thinking of you, I'm thinking you're thinking of me.

When you're thinking that I'm thinking of you, I'm thinking you're thinking of me. Anonymous

People Quotes Think Quotes

If life is not smiling at you, give it a good tickling.

If life is not smiling at you, give it a good tickling. Anonymous

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I'm a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot. - Anonymous

I'm a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot. Anonymous

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So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff. - Anonymous

So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff. Anonymous

Short Quotes Top 100

Life is always rocky when you're a gem. - Anonymous

Life is always rocky when you're a gem. Anonymous

Sayings Short Quotes

I am physically, mentally and emotionally ready to enter a new phase in my life.... hibernation. - Anonymous

I am physically, mentally and emotionally ready to enter a new phase in my life.... hibernation. Anonymous

Life is too short to worry about matching socks. - Anonymous

Life is too short to worry about matching socks. Anonymous

Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories... - Steven Alexander Wright

Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories... Steven Alexander Wright

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I don't like violence but I don't mind if I get hit by luck. - Anonymous

I don't like violence but I don't mind if I get hit by luck. Anonymous

Sayings Short Quotes

Some friends are like the wind, some are like mountains. They come in and breeze out of your life, or they are there for a lifetime. - Anonymous

Some friends are like the wind, some are like mountains. They come in and breeze out of your life, or they are there for a lifetime. Anonymous

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Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more movie. Just one more minute. - Anonymous

Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more movie. Just one more minute. Anonymous

I'm not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing. - Anonymous

I'm not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing. Anonymous

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