You already know something you don't even know that you know.
A day without coffee is like something without something.
Another fine day ruined by responsibilities...
Just because I'm awake doesn't mean I'm ready to do things.
I know that Einstein's theory of relativity is correct because every weekend goes by twice as fast as normal.
I really should do something with my life... maybe tomorrow.
Oh I'm sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?
Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave when they think that their children are naive.
I'm old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway.
Life is too short to worry about matching socks.
I tried looking at the bright side of life, but it hurt my eyes.
The right to be heard does not include the right to be taken seriously.
I'm super lazy today. It's like normal lazy but I'm wearing a cape.
I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.
"Tomorrow is another day..." Oh sorry, I thought the world is ending today.
I'm not afraid to die. I just don't like the thought of being gone so long!
I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors.
I'm not really a control freak, but... can I show the right way to do that?
Learning a foreign language is pointless, I’m not even allowed to talk to strangers.
Growing up is amazing, until you get old!
You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold.
If you're going through hell, keep going.
There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter,.. like watching TV, and having a beer.
I think I've discovered the secret of life, you just hang around until you get used to it.
That moment the doorbell rings and you tip toe to the window pretending you're not home.
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