You know you're an adult when you get excited about a new cleaning sponge at the kitchen sink.
That moment the doorbell rings and you tip toe to the window pretending you're not home.
I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don't think being an adult is going to work for me.
If my life was an action movie, my boss would be the spy trying to sabotage my mission, and my mission would be going on Facebook.
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.
I'm not really a control freak, but... can I show the right way to do that?
I'm super lazy today. It's like normal lazy but I'm wearing a cape.
Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can't beat surfing the net.
There's life without Facebook and Internet? Really? Send me the link.
If every day is a gift, then today I got socks.
I consider myself a crayon, I might not be your favorite color but one day you'll need me to complete your picture.
Sometimes I can't tell if I'm in preschool or school... Oh wait, I'm at work.
Life is a pretty cheezy game, but at least it has good graphics.
Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more movie. Just one more minute.
I know how to live my life to the fullest.. but let's speak later after I finish playing some computer games.
Cursing after hitting oneself can reduce the pain by up to 50%.
Parenthood, the scariest hood to go through.
I like life. It's something to do.
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