Everyone should believe in something. I believe I should be on a beach drinking margaritas.
I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors.
So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff.
"Don't worry you'll live." What are you a doctor or something?
What type of exercise do lazy people do? Diddly squats.
I don't know about you guys, but when I have to make a decision I analyze the situation, evaluate the risk, take measures to limit the consequences and then I completely screw up.
You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold.
I can't decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest.
Another fine day ruined by responsibilities...
I know my limits. I don't always obey them, but I know them.
Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can't beat surfing the net.
Me: What a terrible day. Mom: Be more positive! Me: What a beautiful terrible day.
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin.
"Tomorrow is another day..." Oh sorry, I thought the world is ending today.
Do I run? Yes.. Out of time, patients and money.
Some friends are like the wind, some are like mountains. They come in and breeze out of your life, or they are there for a lifetime.
I am physically, mentally and emotionally ready to enter a new phase in my life.... hibernation.
Learn from the mistakes of others, you can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
I don't like violence but I don't mind if I get hit by luck.
Be bold, be italic, but never regular.
I was born to be wild, but only until around 9pm or so.
I'm not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.
Childhood injuries: Fell off my bike, fell out of a tree, twisted my ankle. Adult injuries: Slept wrong, sat down too long, sneezed too hard.
I only have one wish in life... For all my dreams to come true.
Cursing after hitting oneself can reduce the pain by up to 50%.
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