Beer Quotes

In beer there is freedom, in wine there is health, in cognac there is power and in water there is bacteria.

Today I was a hero. I rescued some beer that was trapped in a bottle.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by two minutes, and a day of work by seven to ten hours.

I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge.

Some people spend a fortune so they can circle the world. I drink some beer and the world circles around me.

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?

Give a man a fish and he will have food for one day. Teach him to catch fish and he will spend all day at the lake drinking beer.

Let's have a beer together, you can open it and I will drink it.

How do you know a man is thinking about his future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.