Funny quotes about drinking and buying beer.
Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer. Anonymous
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. Dave Barry
In beer there is freedom, in wine there is health, in cognac there is power and in water there is bacteria. Anonymous
What is the difference between having a cold beer and going to the bathroom? About 35 minutes. Anonymous
A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by two minutes, and a day of work by seven to ten hours. Anonymous
How do you know a man is thinking about his future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one. Anonymous
Let's have a beer together, you can open it and I will drink it. Anonymous
Today I was a hero. I rescued some beer that was trapped in a bottle. Anonymous
There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter,.. like watching TV, and having a beer. Anonymous
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? Steven Alexander Wright
Give a man a fish and he will have food for one day. Teach him to catch fish and he will spend all day at the lake drinking beer. Anonymous
Some people spend a fortune so they can circle the world. I drink some beer and the world circles around me. Anonymous
Covid Health tip: If you hold a can of beer in both hands, you can't touch your face. Anonymous
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