Beer Quotes
Funny quotes about drinking and buying beer.
There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter,.. like watching TV, and having a beer.
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Give a man a fish and he will have food for one day. Teach him to catch fish and he will spend all day at the lake drinking beer.
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A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by two minutes, and a day of work by seven to ten hours.
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Some people spend a fortune so they can circle the world. I drink some beer and the world circles around me.
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In beer there is freedom, in wine there is health, in cognac there is power and in water there is bacteria.
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I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge.
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What is the difference between having a cold beer and going to the bathroom? About 35 minutes.
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