Funny quotes about drinking and buying beer.
In beer there is freedom, in wine there is health, in cognac there is power and in water there is bacteria.Anonymous
Today I was a hero. I rescued some beer that was trapped in a bottle.Anonymous
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. Dave Barry
A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by two minutes, and a day of work by seven to ten hours.Anonymous
There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter,.. like watching TV, and having a beer. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge.CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Some people spend a fortune so they can circle the world. I drink some beer and the world circles around me.Anonymous
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?Steven Alexander Wright
Give a man a fish and he will have food for one day. Teach him to catch fish and he will spend all day at the lake drinking beer.Anonymous
Covid Health tip: If you hold a can of beer in both hands, you can't touch your face. Anonymous
Let's have a beer together, you can open it and I will drink it.Anonymous
How do you know a man is thinking about his future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.Anonymous
Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.Anonymous
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