Beer Quotes

Today I was a hero. I rescued some beer that was trapped in a bottle.

Don't drink to forget me, you'll end up seeing me double.

There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter,.. like watching TV, and having a beer.

Give a man a fish and he will have food for one day. Teach him to catch fish and he will spend all day at the lake drinking beer.

A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by two minutes, and a day of work by seven to ten hours.

Some people spend a fortune so they can circle the world. I drink some beer and the world circles around me.

In beer there is freedom, in wine there is health, in cognac there is power and in water there is bacteria.

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?

I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

How do you know a man is thinking about his future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

Let's have a beer together, you can open it and I will drink it.