Funny quotes about drinking and buying beer.
Today I was a hero. I rescued some beer that was trapped in a bottle.
I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge.
A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by two minutes, and a day of work by seven to ten hours.
Give a man a fish and he will have food for one day. Teach him to catch fish and he will spend all day at the lake drinking beer.
In beer there is freedom, in wine there is health, in cognac there is power and in water there is bacteria.
How do you know a man is thinking about his future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
Don't drink to forget me, you'll end up seeing me double.
Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
Let's have a beer together, you can open it and I will drink it.
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
Steven Alexander Wright
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
What is the difference between having a cold beer and going to the bathroom? About 35 minutes.
There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter,.. like watching TV, and having a beer.
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