Funny quotes about drinking and buying beer.
Some people spend a fortune so they can circle the world. I drink some beer and the world circles around me. Anonymous
Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer. Anonymous
Today I was a hero. I rescued some beer that was trapped in a bottle. Anonymous
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. Dave Barry
Let's have a beer together, you can open it and I will drink it. Anonymous
How do you know a man is thinking about his future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one. Anonymous
In beer there is freedom, in wine there is health, in cognac there is power and in water there is bacteria. Anonymous
I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter,.. like watching TV, and having a beer. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? Steven Alexander Wright
A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by two minutes, and a day of work by seven to ten hours. Anonymous
What is the difference between having a cold beer and going to the bathroom? About 35 minutes. Anonymous
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