Beer Quotes

Today I was a hero. I rescued some beer that was trapped in a bottle.

Anonymous

I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge.

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A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by two minutes, and a day of work by seven to ten hours.

Anonymous

Give a man a fish and he will have food for one day. Teach him to catch fish and he will spend all day at the lake drinking beer.

Anonymous

In beer there is freedom, in wine there is health, in cognac there is power and in water there is bacteria.

Anonymous

How do you know a man is thinking about his future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

Anonymous

Don't drink to forget me, you'll end up seeing me double.

Anonymous

Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

Anonymous

Let's have a beer together, you can open it and I will drink it.

Anonymous

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?

Steven Alexander Wright

Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.

Dave Barry

What is the difference between having a cold beer and going to the bathroom? About 35 minutes.

Anonymous

There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter,.. like watching TV, and having a beer.

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