Funny quotes about drinking and buying beer.
Give a man a fish and he will have food for one day. Teach him to catch fish and he will spend all day at the lake drinking beer.
In beer there is freedom, in wine there is health, in cognac there is power and in water there is bacteria.
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
How do you know a man is thinking about his future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
Today I was a hero. I rescued some beer that was trapped in a bottle.
Don't drink to forget me, you'll end up seeing me double.
A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by two minutes, and a day of work by seven to ten hours.
I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge.
Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter,.. like watching TV, and having a beer.
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
What is the difference between having a cold beer and going to the bathroom? About 35 minutes.
Let's have a beer together, you can open it and I will drink it.
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