Funny quotes about drinking and buying beer.
What is the difference between having a cold beer and going to the bathroom? About 35 minutes.
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
Let's have a beer together, you can open it and I will drink it.
Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter,.. like watching TV, and having a beer.
Today I was a hero. I rescued some beer that was trapped in a bottle.
Give a man a fish and he will have food for one day. Teach him to catch fish and he will spend all day at the lake drinking beer.
How do you know a man is thinking about his future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
Don't drink to forget me, you'll end up seeing me double.
A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by two minutes, and a day of work by seven to ten hours.
In beer there is freedom, in wine there is health, in cognac there is power and in water there is bacteria.
I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge.
