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Don't drink to forget me, you'll end up seeing me double.

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Today I was a hero. I rescued some beer that was trapped in a bottle.

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A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by two minutes, and a day of work by seven to ten hours.

A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by two minutes, and a day of work by seven to ten hours.

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Give a man a fish and he will have food for one day. Teach him to catch fish and he will spend all day at the lake drinking beer.

Give a man a fish and he will have food for one day. Teach him to catch fish and he will spend all day at the lake drinking beer.

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In beer there is freedom, in wine there is health, in cognac there is power and in water there is bacteria.

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Let's have a beer together, you can open it and I will drink it.

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24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?

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Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.

How do you know a man is thinking about his future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

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There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter,.. like watching TV, and having a beer.

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Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

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I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge.

I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge.

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What is the difference between having a cold beer and going to the bathroom? About 35 minutes.

Beer is proof God Loves us and wants us to be happy.

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