Funny quotes about drinking and buying beer.
Today I was a hero. I rescued some beer that was trapped in a bottle. Anonymous
Some people spend a fortune so they can circle the world. I drink some beer and the world circles around me. Anonymous
How do you know a man is thinking about his future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one. Anonymous
I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
In beer there is freedom, in wine there is health, in cognac there is power and in water there is bacteria. Anonymous
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? Steven Alexander Wright
There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter,.. like watching TV, and having a beer. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer. Anonymous
A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by two minutes, and a day of work by seven to ten hours. Anonymous
What is the difference between having a cold beer and going to the bathroom? About 35 minutes. Anonymous
Give a man a fish and he will have food for one day. Teach him to catch fish and he will spend all day at the lake drinking beer. Anonymous
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. Dave Barry
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