Life Quotes

Hmmm this text message is a little too harsh, I'll add LOL at the end.

Anonymous

The most important thing in life is not knowing everything, it's having the phone number of somebody who does!

Anonymous

I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment.

Anonymous

Dance like nobody is watching, because they are not, they are all checking their phones.

Anonymous

Home: Where I can look ugly and not care.

Anonymous

There's something missing in my life, I just don't know if it's a puppy, a person, or a slice of pizza.

Anonymous

Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control.

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Smiles are contagious... be a carrier.

Anonymous

I stretch my arms, I bend my knees, I straighten my neck, and they are all crunching. Conclusion: I'm not getting older, I'm getting more crunchy.

Anonymous

Make yourself at home... clean my kitchen.

Anonymous

If A is success in life, then A is equal to X plus Y plus Z. Work is X; Y is play; and Z - keeping your mouth shut.

Albert Einstein

Did you ever notice, whenever you need your keys the most, that's when they're the hardest to find?

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The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes.

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Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.

Art Buchwald

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.

Simpsons

You know you're an adult when you get excited about a new cleaning sponge at the kitchen sink.

Anonymous