Life Quotes

Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.

Charles M. Schulz

I didn't fall, I'm just spending some quality time with the floor.

Anonymous

The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive.

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I'm not afraid to die. I just don't like the thought of being gone so long!

Anonymous

We're all mature, until someone pulls out some bubble wrap.

Anonymous

I hate it when I turn on the car in the morning and the music starts blasting... It's like, woah, I'm not the same person I was last night.

Anonymous

If we ever travel far in the universe to another planet with intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave.

Anonymous

A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.

Mark Twain

I don't know about you guys, but when I have to make a decision I analyze the situation, evaluate the risk, take measures to limit the consequences and then I completely screw up.

Anonymous

Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control.

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I am physically, mentally and emotionally ready to enter a new phase in my life.... hibernation.

Anonymous

Of all my body parts my eyes get the most exercise, I do at least a thousand eye rolls every day.

Anonymous

Friends are chocolate chips in the cookie of life!

Anonymous

When I was small I thought money and fame brought all the happiness in the world. Now that I'm grown up, I know I was right.

Anonymous

I haven't tried Yoga, but I bent over to pick up my keys off the floor.. so I'm sure I wouldn't like Yoga.

Anonymous

Have you ever looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning, but the hamster fell off long time ago?

Anonymous

Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.

Katherine Gaskin

You already know something you don't even know that you know.

Dr. Milton Erickson