I need a timeout. Send me to the beach and don't let me come back until I change my attitude.
You come into the world with nothing, and the purpose of your life is to make something out of nothing.
Henry Louis Mencken
Hmmm this text message is a little too harsh, I'll add LOL at the end.
Make yourself at home... clean my kitchen.
The most important thing in life is not knowing everything, it's having the phone number of somebody who does!
I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.
There's something missing in my life, I just don't know if it's a puppy, a person, or a slice of pizza.
Smiles are contagious... be a carrier.
Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control.
I stretch my arms, I bend my knees, I straighten my neck, and they are all crunching. Conclusion: I'm not getting older, I'm getting more crunchy.
If A is success in life, then A is equal to X plus Y plus Z. Work is X; Y is play; and Z - keeping your mouth shut.
I always say "morning" instead of "good morning", because if it was a good morning, I'd still be asleep.
Did you ever notice, whenever you need your keys the most, that's when they're the hardest to find?
I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning.
Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.
The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes.
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