I hate it when people ask me to watch their stuff. Like what happens if someone comes and actually tries to steal it? Do I have to fight them? I'm not ready. Anonymous
Taking a shower is awesome, it makes you feel nice and clean, makes you sound like a great singer, and helps you make all of life's decisions. Anonymous
The right to be heard does not include the right to be taken seriously. Anonymous
I'm stuck between "I need to save money" and "You only live once." Anonymous
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
Start each day with a positive thought, like: "I can go back to bed in just 17 short hours." Anonymous
I live my life one weekend at time, for those two days nothing else matters, I am FREE. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
I can't decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest. Anonymous
If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. You won't feel like you are lonely any more. Anonymous
God please give me patience, if you give me strength I will just punch them in the face. Anonymous
Some friends are like the wind, some are like mountains. They come in and breeze out of your life, or they are there for a lifetime. Anonymous
Dear sleep, I'm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! Anonymous
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. Anonymous
I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong. Charles M. Schulz
I'm a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot. Anonymous
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