I love everyone! I love to be around some people, I love to stay away from others, and some I'd just love to punch right in the face! Anonymous
Of all my body parts my eyes get the most exercise, I do at least a thousand eye rolls every day. Anonymous
Everyone should believe in something. I believe I should be on a beach drinking margaritas. Anonymous
Life isn't measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away. Anonymous
If A is success in life, then A is equal to X plus Y plus Z. Work is X; Y is play; and Z - keeping your mouth shut. Albert Einstein
Everything happening now happens because of everything that has happened before. Anonymous
That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you're shopping for something else because they just won't budge. Anonymous
When life closes a door, just open it again. It's a door, that's how they work. Anonymous
I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong. Charles M. Schulz
If my life was an action movie, my boss would be the spy trying to sabotage my mission, and my mission would be going on Facebook. Anonymous
Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Start each day with a positive thought, like: "I can go back to bed in just 17 short hours." Anonymous
I'm so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed. Anonymous
You know what part I like about waking up early? None.. let me go back to sleep. Anonymous
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a long nap. Anonymous
Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats and write on walls, a practice we still continue to do today on the Internet. Anonymous
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
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