If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth. Anonymous
Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation. Anonymous
Learn from the mistakes of others, you can never live long enough to make them all yourself. Groucho Marx
If we ever travel far in the universe to another planet with intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. Anonymous
At the end of the day life should ask us "Are you sure you want to save the changes?" Anonymous
You come into the world with nothing, and the purpose of your life is to make something out of nothing.
Everything happening now happens because of everything that has happened before. Anonymous
I'm in desperate need of a 6 month vacation... twice a year. Anonymous
In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep. Anonymous
Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say "I know it's hard, but you'll be okay. Here's a coffee and a million dollars." Anonymous
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