Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
Charles M. Schulz
I didn't fall, I'm just spending some quality time with the floor.
The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive.
I'm not afraid to die. I just don't like the thought of being gone so long!
We're all mature, until someone pulls out some bubble wrap.
I hate it when I turn on the car in the morning and the music starts blasting... It's like, woah, I'm not the same person I was last night.
If we ever travel far in the universe to another planet with intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave.
A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
I don't know about you guys, but when I have to make a decision I analyze the situation, evaluate the risk, take measures to limit the consequences and then I completely screw up.
Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control.
I am physically, mentally and emotionally ready to enter a new phase in my life.... hibernation.
Of all my body parts my eyes get the most exercise, I do at least a thousand eye rolls every day.
Friends are chocolate chips in the cookie of life!
When I was small I thought money and fame brought all the happiness in the world. Now that I'm grown up, I know I was right.
I haven't tried Yoga, but I bent over to pick up my keys off the floor.. so I'm sure I wouldn't like Yoga.
Have you ever looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning, but the hamster fell off long time ago?
Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.
You already know something you don't even know that you know.
Dr. Milton Erickson
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