If I'm silent it's because there's thunder inside me. Or I'm just chilling, may the odds be in your favor.
I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don't think being an adult is going to work for me.
The most important thing in life is not knowing everything, it's having the phone number of somebody who does!
Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won't be able to see us.
Don't give up on your dreams so soon, sleep longer.
I'm super lazy today. It's like normal lazy but I'm wearing a cape.
I'm the kind of crazy you weren't warned about because no one knew this level existed.
I'm a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.
When you want something really bad, crying for it isn't going to work nearly as good as complaining!
One small decision can change your life! That's why I always let someone else make my decisions, that way if something goes wrong I have somebody to blame other than myself.
The right to be heard does not include the right to be taken seriously.
My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he's 97 years old and we have no clue where he is.
We all have baggage, find someone who loves you enough to help you unpack.
Learning a foreign language is pointless, I’m not even allowed to talk to strangers.
I know that Einstein's theory of relativity is correct because every weekend goes by twice as fast as normal.
I'm not sure how long my body can handle this "getting out of bed early in the morning" nonsense.
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