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Never let anyone treat you like regular glue. You're glitter glue.

Anonymous

Never wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, and the pig likes it.

Anonymous

I really should do something with my life... maybe tomorrow.

Anonymous

There's something missing in my life, I just don't know if it's a puppy, a person, or a slice of pizza.

Anonymous

Life is always rocky when you're a gem.

Anonymous

Never ask a starfish for directions.

Anonymous

Life is too short to remove USB safely.

Anonymous

Life always offers you a second chance. It's called tomorrow.

Anonymous

Life is not about how you survive the storm, it's about how you dance in the rain.

Anonymous

Life doesn't have any hands, but it can sure give you a slap sometimes.

Anonymous

Friends are chocolate chips in the cookie of life!

Anonymous

I tried taking everything in life with a grain of salt, but after using up two bags of salt I gave up.

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I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Woody Allen

I like life. It's something to do.

Ronnie Shakes

If you're always busy busy busy, you can't enjoy enjoy enjoy your life.

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Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

Albert King