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Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

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Life is always rocky when you're a gem. Anonymous

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There's something missing in my life, I just don't know if it's a puppy, a person, or a slice of pizza. - Anonymous

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I really should do something with my life... maybe tomorrow. - Anonymous

I really should do something with my life... maybe tomorrow. Anonymous

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Never wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, and the pig likes it. - Anonymous

Never wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, and the pig likes it. Anonymous

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Never let anyone treat you like regular glue. You're glitter glue. - Anonymous

Never let anyone treat you like regular glue. You're glitter glue. Anonymous

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This too shall pass... It may pass like a kidney stone, but it will pass. Anonymous

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Whatever you do today, do it with the confidence of a 4-year old wearing a Batman cape. Anonymous

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I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong. Charles M. Schulz

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