Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens. Woody Allen
Life doesn't have any hands, but it can sure give you a slap sometimes. Anonymous
Life is not about how you survive the storm, it's about how you dance in the rain. Anonymous
Life always offers you a second chance. It's called tomorrow. Anonymous
There's something missing in my life, I just don't know if it's a puppy, a person, or a slice of pizza. Anonymous
Never wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, and the pig likes it. Anonymous
This too shall pass... It may pass like a kidney stone, but it will pass. Anonymous
Whatever you do today, do it with the confidence of a 4-year old wearing a Batman cape. Anonymous
I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong. Charles M. Schulz
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? Woody Allen
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.