Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens. Woody Allen
Life doesn't have any hands, but it can sure give you a slap sometimes. Anonymous
Life is not about how you survive the storm, it's about how you dance in the rain. Anonymous
Life always offers you a second chance. It's called tomorrow. Anonymous
There's something missing in my life, I just don't know if it's a puppy, a person, or a slice of pizza. Anonymous