Marriage Quotes

People say you can't live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face!

My wife told me the other day that I don't take her to expensive places any more, so I took her to the gas station.

In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

I now pronounce you man and wife, you may now change your Facebook status.

Marriage is like a hot bath, once you get used to it it's not so hot any more.

When you see a couple walking down the street holding hands and laughing, you look over to your side and the only thing you're holding is a half eaten sandwich.

Me and my wife lived happily for twenty years.... then we met.

I always help my wife out with housework such as washing the dishes and doing the laundry. She washes them, and I let them dry.

Our love is like a train with no brakes, unstoppable.

When a couple is arguing over who loves who more, the one that gives up is the real winner.

I looked into my wallet and it was empty, I looked through all my pockets and they were all empty. Then I looked into my heart and I found you, and only then I figured out how rich I was.

Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them.