About the married life, wives, husbands and more. Send these to your wife or husband on your anniversary and watch them laugh until they cry.
People say you can't live without love, but I think oxygen is more important. Anonymous
Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face! Anonymous
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
I now pronounce you man and wife, you may now change your Facebook status. Anonymous
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker. Woody Allen
Husband: I am a grown man, stop mothering me. Also husband: Have you seen my keys? Have you seen my wallet? Where did we park? I don't have clean underwear. Anonymous
I looked into my wallet and it was empty, I looked through all my pockets and they were all empty. Then I looked into my heart and I found you, and only then I figured out how rich I was. Anonymous
I didn't find out what happiness means until I got married... and then it was too late. Anonymous
When you see a couple walking down the street holding hands and laughing, you look over to your side and the only thing you're holding is a half eaten sandwich.
One day my wife's credit card got stolen.. what a relief it was to find that the thief spends less than my wife! Anonymous
If you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman; she will be all ears. Sigmund Freud
When a man gets close to a woman wearing a leather mini-skirt, his heart starts beating faster, his throat gets dry, his knees get weak and he becomes irrational.. Why? Because the leather smells like a new car. Anonymous
My prince is not coming on a white horse... He's obviously riding a turtle, and definitely lost. Anonymous
Me and my wife lived happily for twenty years.... then we met. Anonymous
My wife told me the other day that I don't take her to expensive places any more, so I took her to the gas station. Anonymous
When I tried to do a search for marital advise on Google, it tried to finish my sentence for me, just like my wife does. Anonymous
Marriage is a wonderful institution... but who wants to live in an institution? Groucho Marx
I think I'm starting to have a problem with my vision, ever since I got married I haven't seen any money through the entire house. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Stop! You're under arrest for being too sexy. Your sentence is an eternity inside my heart. Anonymous
When a couple is arguing over who loves who more, the one that gives up is the real winner. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
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