About the married life, wives, husbands and more. Send these to your wife or husband on your anniversary and watch them laugh until they cry.
People say you can't live without love, but I think oxygen is more important. Anonymous
Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face! Anonymous
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Husband: I am a grown man, stop mothering me. Also husband: Have you seen my keys? Have you seen my wallet? Where did we park? I don't have clean underwear. Anonymous
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker. Woody Allen
I now pronounce you man and wife, you may now change your Facebook status. Anonymous
I didn't find out what happiness means until I got married... and then it was too late. Anonymous
One day my wife's credit card got stolen.. what a relief it was to find that the thief spends less than my wife! Anonymous
I looked into my wallet and it was empty, I looked through all my pockets and they were all empty. Then I looked into my heart and I found you, and only then I figured out how rich I was. Anonymous
My darling, this scenery makes me speechless. Husband: Perfect, we're setting up tent here. Anonymous
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
My prince is not coming on a white horse... He's obviously riding a turtle, and definitely lost. Anonymous
When you see a couple walking down the street holding hands and laughing, you look over to your side and the only thing you're holding is a half eaten sandwich.
Me and my wife lived happily for twenty years.... then we met. Anonymous
I always help my wife out with housework such as washing the dishes and doing the laundry. She washes them, and I let them dry. Anonymous
My wife told me the other day that I don't take her to expensive places any more, so I took her to the gas station. Anonymous
If you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman; she will be all ears. Sigmund Freud
When a couple is arguing over who loves who more, the one that gives up is the real winner. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
My wife loves me so much, she tries her best to attract me to her. The other day she put on a perfume that smells like a computer. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
The most important four words for a successful marriage: 'I'll do the dishes.' Anonymous
When a man gets close to a woman wearing a leather mini-skirt, his heart starts beating faster, his throat gets dry, his knees get weak and he becomes irrational.. Why? Because the leather smells like a new car. Anonymous
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