About the married life, wives, husbands and more. Send these to your wife or husband on your anniversary and watch them laugh until they cry.
People say you can't live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.
Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face!
I looked into my wallet and it was empty, I looked through all my pockets and they were all empty. Then I looked into my heart and I found you, and only then I figured out how rich I was.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
When you see a couple walking down the street holding hands and laughing, you look over to your side and the only thing you're holding is a half eaten sandwich.
My prince is not coming on a white horse... He's obviously riding a turtle, and definitely lost.
When a couple is arguing over who loves who more, the one that gives up is the real winner.
My wife told me the other day that I don't take her to expensive places any more, so I took her to the gas station.
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
I always help my wife out with housework such as washing the dishes and doing the laundry. She washes them, and I let them dry.
Sometime you meet such a prince that you'd rather marry the horse.
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
Me and my wife lived happily for twenty years.... then we met.
Stop! You're under arrest for being too sexy. Your sentence is an eternity inside my heart.
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
I now pronounce you man and wife, you may now change your Facebook status.
One day my wife's credit card got stolen.. what a relief it was to find that the thief spends less than my wife!
If you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman; she will be all ears.
My wife never gives up. She is so insistent that she entered the wrong password over and over again until she managed to convince the computer that she's right!
I think I'm starting to have a problem with my vision, ever since I got married I haven't seen any money through the entire house.
I didn't find out what happiness means until I got married... and then it was too late.
Our love is like a train with no brakes, unstoppable.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them.
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