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Me and my wife lived happily for twenty years.... then we met.
Me and my wife lived happily for twenty years.... then we met. Anonymous
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The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. Anonymous
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Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. - Maryon Pearson
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

Maryon Pearson

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Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. - Joey Adams
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. Joey Adams
Newspaper Ad. For sale: Encyclopedia Britannica, complete set of 45 volumes. No longer needed due to getting married. My wife knows everything. $200 Or best offer. - Anonymous
Newspaper Ad. For sale: Encyclopedia Britannica, complete set of 45 volumes. No longer needed due to getting married. My wife knows everything. $200 Or best offer. Anonymous
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Marriage is a wonderful institution... but who wants to live in an institution? - Groucho Marx
Marriage is a wonderful institution... but who wants to live in an institution? Groucho Marx
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I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

Rita Rudner

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Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards. Benjamin Franklin
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The most important four words for a successful marriage: 'I'll do the dishes.'
The most important four words for a successful marriage: 'I'll do the dishes.' Anonymous
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My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way. - Henny Youngman
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way. Henny Youngman
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When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad. - Helen Rowland
When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.

Helen Rowland

Ever since it started snowing my husband is standing in front of the window and watching.
Ever since it started snowing my husband is standing in front of the window and watching. If the snow gets much worse, I might let him inside the house. Anonymous
When I tried to do a search for marital advise on Google, it tried to finish my sentence for me, just like my wife does. Anonymous
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Today I saw something through a store window that was truly stunning, beautiful and sexy. I wanted to get it for you, but then I realized it's my own reflection!
Today I saw something through a store window that was truly stunning, beautiful and sexy. I wanted to get it for you, but then I realized it's my own reflection! Anonymous
Stop! You're under arrest for being too sexy. Your sentence is an eternity inside my heart. - Anonymous
Stop! You're under arrest for being too sexy. Your sentence is an eternity inside my heart. Anonymous
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