Marriage Quotes

People say you can't live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.

When a couple is arguing over who loves who more, the one that gives up is the real winner.

In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

I now pronounce you man and wife, you may now change your Facebook status.

Husband: I am a grown man, stop mothering me. Also husband: Have you seen my keys? Have you seen my wallet? Where did we park? I don't have clean underwear.

I looked into my wallet and it was empty, I looked through all my pockets and they were all empty. Then I looked into my heart and I found you, and only then I figured out how rich I was.

One day my wife's credit card got stolen.. what a relief it was to find that the thief spends less than my wife!

Today I saw something through a store window that was truly stunning, beautiful and sexy. I wanted to get it for you, but then I realized it's my own reflection!

The most important four words for a successful marriage: 'I'll do the dishes.'

Stop! You're under arrest for being too sexy. Your sentence is an eternity inside my heart.

My darling, this scenery makes me speechless. Husband: Perfect, we're setting up tent here.

My wife told me the other day that I don't take her to expensive places any more, so I took her to the gas station.

My prince is not coming on a white horse... He's obviously riding a turtle, and definitely lost.

When you see a couple walking down the street holding hands and laughing, you look over to your side and the only thing you're holding is a half eaten sandwich.