About the married life, wives, husbands and more. Send these to your wife or husband on your anniversary and watch them laugh until they cry.
People say you can't live without love, but I think oxygen is more important. Anonymous
Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face! Anonymous
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
My darling, this scenery makes me speechless. Husband: Perfect, we're setting up tent here. Anonymous
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker. Woody Allen
When a couple is arguing over who loves who more, the one that gives up is the real winner. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
I looked into my wallet and it was empty, I looked through all my pockets and they were all empty. Then I looked into my heart and I found you, and only then I figured out how rich I was. Anonymous
My wife told me the other day that I don't take her to expensive places any more, so I took her to the gas station. Anonymous
I always help my wife out with housework such as washing the dishes and doing the laundry. She washes them, and I let them dry. Anonymous
Me and my wife lived happily for twenty years.... then we met. Anonymous
My prince is not coming on a white horse... He's obviously riding a turtle, and definitely lost. Anonymous
When you see a couple walking down the street holding hands and laughing, you look over to your side and the only thing you're holding is a half eaten sandwich.
My wife never gives up. She is so insistent that she entered the wrong password over and over again until she managed to convince the computer that she's right! Anonymous
I now pronounce you man and wife, you may now change your Facebook status. Anonymous
The most important four words for a successful marriage: 'I'll do the dishes.' Anonymous
Stop! You're under arrest for being too sexy. Your sentence is an eternity inside my heart. Anonymous
Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them.
If you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman; she will be all ears. Sigmund Freud
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. Anonymous
Newspaper Ad. For sale: Encyclopedia Britannica, complete set of 45 volumes. No longer needed due to getting married. My wife knows everything. $200 Or best offer. Anonymous
I think I'm starting to have a problem with my vision, ever since I got married I haven't seen any money through the entire house. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
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