About the married life, wives, husbands and more. Send these to your wife or husband on your anniversary and watch them laugh until they cry.
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face!
People say you can't live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.
One day my wife's credit card got stolen.. what a relief it was to find that the thief spends less than my wife!
I looked into my wallet and it was empty, I looked through all my pockets and they were all empty. Then I looked into my heart and I found you, and only then I figured out how rich I was.
I didn't find out what happiness means until I got married... and then it was too late.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
When I tried to do a search for marital advise on Google, it tried to finish my sentence for me, just like my wife does.
When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.
Our love is like a train with no brakes, unstoppable.
My wife told me the other day that I don't take her to expensive places any more, so I took her to the gas station.
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
Newspaper Ad. For sale: Encyclopedia Britannica, complete set of 45 volumes. No longer needed due to getting married. My wife knows everything. $200 Or best offer.
Sometime you meet such a prince that you'd rather marry the horse.
When you see a couple walking down the street holding hands and laughing, you look over to your side and the only thing you're holding is a half eaten sandwich.
When a couple is arguing over who loves who more, the one that gives up is the real winner.
Stop! You're under arrest for being too sexy. Your sentence is an eternity inside my heart.
I now pronounce you man and wife, you may now change your Facebook status.
My prince is not coming on a white horse... He's obviously riding a turtle, and definitely lost.
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
I always help my wife out with housework such as washing the dishes and doing the laundry. She washes them, and I let them dry.
Me and my wife lived happily for twenty years.... then we met.
Today I saw something through a store window that was truly stunning, beautiful and sexy. I wanted to get it for you, but then I realized it's my own reflection!
If you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman; she will be all ears.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
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