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About the married life, wives, husbands and more. Send these to your wife or husband on your anniversary and watch them laugh until they cry.

My prince is not coming on a white horse... He's obviously riding a turtle, and definitely lost.

My prince is not coming on a white horse... He's obviously riding a turtle, and definitely lost.

Some relationships are like Tom and Jerry, they argue and disagree all the time, but they still can't live without each other.

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Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts.

Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face!

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People say you can't live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.

People say you can't live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.

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Give me a photo of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas.

Give me a photo of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas.

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My wife told me the other day that I don't take her to expensive places any more, so I took her to the gas station.

Today I saw something through a store window that was truly stunning, beautiful and sexy. I wanted to get it for you, but then I realized it's my own reflection!

Today I saw something through a store window that was truly stunning, beautiful and sexy. I wanted to get it for you, but then I realized it's my own reflection!

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

Rita Rudner

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Ever since it started snowing my husband is standing in front of the window and watching.

Ever since it started snowing my husband is standing in front of the window and watching. If the snow gets much worse, I might let him inside the house.

Marriage is like a walk in the park... Jurrasic Park.

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When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.

Helen Rowland

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One day my wife's credit card got stolen.

One day my wife's credit card got stolen.. what a relief it was to find that the thief spends less than my wife!

I now pronounce you man and wife, you may now change your Facebook status.

I now pronounce you man and wife, you may now change your Facebook status.

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If you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman; she will be all ears.

Me and my wife lived happily for twenty years.... then we met.

Me and my wife lived happily for twenty years.... then we met.

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I think I'm starting to have a problem with my vision, ever since I got married I haven't seen any money through the entire house.

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