Marriage Quotes
About the married life, wives, husbands and more. Send these to your wife or husband on your anniversary and watch them laugh until they cry.
When a couple is arguing over who loves who more, the one that gives up is the real winner.
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Husband: I am a grown man, stop mothering me. Also husband: Have you seen my keys? Have you seen my wallet? Where did we park? I don't have clean underwear.
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I looked into my wallet and it was empty, I looked through all my pockets and they were all empty. Then I looked into my heart and I found you, and only then I figured out how rich I was.
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One day my wife's credit card got stolen.. what a relief it was to find that the thief spends less than my wife!
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Today I saw something through a store window that was truly stunning, beautiful and sexy. I wanted to get it for you, but then I realized it's my own reflection!
Anonymous Stop! You're under arrest for being too sexy. Your sentence is an eternity inside my heart.
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My darling, this scenery makes me speechless. Husband: Perfect, we're setting up tent here.
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My wife told me the other day that I don't take her to expensive places any more, so I took her to the gas station.
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