About the married life, wives, husbands and more. Send these to your wife or husband on your anniversary and watch them laugh until they cry.
People say you can't live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.Anonymous
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face!Anonymous
My wife told me the other day that I don't take her to expensive places any more, so I took her to the gas station.Anonymous
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.Woody Allen
I now pronounce you man and wife, you may now change your Facebook status.Anonymous
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
Marriage is like a hot bath, once you get used to it it's not so hot any more.Anonymous
When you see a couple walking down the street holding hands and laughing, you look over to your side and the only thing you're holding is a half eaten sandwich.
Me and my wife lived happily for twenty years.... then we met.Anonymous
I always help my wife out with housework such as washing the dishes and doing the laundry. She washes them, and I let them dry.Anonymous
When a couple is arguing over who loves who more, the one that gives up is the real winner.CoolFunnyQuotes.com
I looked into my wallet and it was empty, I looked through all my pockets and they were all empty. Then I looked into my heart and I found you, and only then I figured out how rich I was.Anonymous
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