About the married life, wives, husbands and more. Send these to your wife or husband on your anniversary and watch them laugh until they cry.
People say you can't live without love, but I think oxygen is more important. Anonymous
Husband: I am a grown man, stop mothering me. Also husband: Have you seen my keys? Have you seen my wallet? Where did we park? I don't have clean underwear. Anonymous
Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face! Anonymous
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker. Woody Allen
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
When a couple is arguing over who loves who more, the one that gives up is the real winner. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
My wife told me the other day that I don't take her to expensive places any more, so I took her to the gas station. Anonymous
I looked into my wallet and it was empty, I looked through all my pockets and they were all empty. Then I looked into my heart and I found you, and only then I figured out how rich I was. Anonymous
My darling, this scenery makes me speechless. Husband: Perfect, we're setting up tent here. Anonymous
Me and my wife lived happily for twenty years.... then we met. Anonymous
I now pronounce you man and wife, you may now change your Facebook status. Anonymous
I always help my wife out with housework such as washing the dishes and doing the laundry. She washes them, and I let them dry. Anonymous
The most important four words for a successful marriage: 'I'll do the dishes.' Anonymous
If you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman; she will be all ears. Sigmund Freud
Newspaper Ad. For sale: Encyclopedia Britannica, complete set of 45 volumes. No longer needed due to getting married. My wife knows everything. $200 Or best offer. Anonymous
My prince is not coming on a white horse... He's obviously riding a turtle, and definitely lost. Anonymous
When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
Today I saw something through a store window that was truly stunning, beautiful and sexy. I wanted to get it for you, but then I realized it's my own reflection! Anonymous
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