About the married life, wives, husbands and more. Send these to your wife or husband on your anniversary and watch them laugh until they cry.
Me and my wife lived happily for twenty years.... then we met. Anonymous
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. Anonymous
Newspaper Ad. For sale: Encyclopedia Britannica, complete set of 45 volumes. No longer needed due to getting married. My wife knows everything. $200 Or best offer. Anonymous
Marriage is a wonderful institution... but who wants to live in an institution? Groucho Marx
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
The most important four words for a successful marriage: 'I'll do the dishes.' Anonymous
When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.
Ever since it started snowing my husband is standing in front of the window and watching. If the snow gets much worse, I might let him inside the house. Anonymous
When I tried to do a search for marital advise on Google, it tried to finish my sentence for me, just like my wife does. Anonymous
Today I saw something through a store window that was truly stunning, beautiful and sexy. I wanted to get it for you, but then I realized it's my own reflection! Anonymous
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