About the married life, wives, husbands and more. Send these to your wife or husband on your anniversary and watch them laugh until they cry.
People say you can't live without love, but I think oxygen is more important. Anonymous
I looked into my wallet and it was empty, I looked through all my pockets and they were all empty. Then I looked into my heart and I found you, and only then I figured out how rich I was. Anonymous
When a couple is arguing over who loves who more, the one that gives up is the real winner. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
My prince is not coming on a white horse... He's obviously riding a turtle, and definitely lost. Anonymous
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker. Woody Allen
The most important four words for a successful marriage: 'I'll do the dishes.' Anonymous
Stop! You're under arrest for being too sexy. Your sentence is an eternity inside my heart. Anonymous
One day my wife's credit card got stolen.. what a relief it was to find that the thief spends less than my wife! Anonymous
Today I saw something through a store window that was truly stunning, beautiful and sexy. I wanted to get it for you, but then I realized it's my own reflection! Anonymous
I now pronounce you man and wife, you may now change your Facebook status. Anonymous
When I tried to do a search for marital advise on Google, it tried to finish my sentence for me, just like my wife does. Anonymous
Husband: I am a grown man, stop mothering me. Also husband: Have you seen my keys? Have you seen my wallet? Where did we park? I don't have clean underwear. Anonymous
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