About the married life, wives, husbands and more. Send these to your wife or husband on your anniversary and watch them laugh until they cry.
People say you can't live without love, but I think oxygen is more important. Anonymous
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face! Anonymous
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker. Woody Allen
My wife told me the other day that I don't take her to expensive places any more, so I took her to the gas station. Anonymous
I now pronounce you man and wife, you may now change your Facebook status. Anonymous
Me and my wife lived happily for twenty years.... then we met. Anonymous
Marriage is like a hot bath, once you get used to it it's not so hot any more. Anonymous
When you see a couple walking down the street holding hands and laughing, you look over to your side and the only thing you're holding is a half eaten sandwich.
I looked into my wallet and it was empty, I looked through all my pockets and they were all empty. Then I looked into my heart and I found you, and only then I figured out how rich I was. Anonymous
When I tried to do a search for marital advise on Google, it tried to finish my sentence for me, just like my wife does. Anonymous
My prince is not coming on a white horse... He's obviously riding a turtle, and definitely lost. Anonymous
Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them.
Husband: I am a grown man, stop mothering me. Also husband: Have you seen my keys? Have you seen my wallet? Where did we park? I don't have clean underwear. Anonymous
One day my wife's credit card got stolen.. what a relief it was to find that the thief spends less than my wife! Anonymous
The most important four words for a successful marriage: 'I'll do the dishes.' Anonymous
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
My darling, this scenery makes me speechless. Husband: Perfect, we're setting up tent here. Anonymous
When a man gets close to a woman wearing a leather mini-skirt, his heart starts beating faster, his throat gets dry, his knees get weak and he becomes irrational.. Why? Because the leather smells like a new car. Anonymous
If you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman; she will be all ears. Sigmund Freud
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. Anonymous
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