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Common sense is so rare these days that it should be considered a superpower.
It may look like I'm doing nothing, but in my head I'm quite busy.
I always help my wife out with housework such as washing the dishes and doing the laundry. She washes them, and I let them dry.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
I've made it from the bed to the couch. There's no stopping me now.
Yesterday I did nothing and today I'm finishing what I did yesterday.
If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.
I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and half of Fridays.
I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge.
There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter,.. like watching TV, and having a beer.
My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead.
You know you are lazy when you get excited about cancelling your plans.
He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
I'm not lazy, I'm waiting for inspiration to hit me... should be here any time now.
I put the "Pro" in procrastinate.
My house was clean yesterday, sorry you missed it.
I'm not running away from hard work, I'm too lazy to run.
My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch... I call it lunch.
I'm not lazy, I'm just very relaxed.
I love my six pack so much, I protect is with a layer of fat.
I'm not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.
Today I will live in the moment... unless that moment becomes unpleasant, in which case I'll take a nap.
I love my job only when I'm on vacation.
I always say "morning" instead of "good morning", because if it was a good morning, I'd still be asleep.
Yes of course I am athletic... I surf the Internet every day.
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