Funny Lazy Quotes
Laugh about being lazy with this funny collection of quotes. Send these quotes to lazy people, or show how lazy you are by setting them on your social media status.
Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number. Anonymous
If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me. Anonymous
My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead. Anonymous
I love my six pack so much, I protect is with a layer of fat. Anonymous
Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years. Anonymous
It may look like I'm doing nothing, but in my head I'm quite busy. Anonymous
Yesterday I did nothing and today I'm finishing what I did yesterday. Anonymous
I wonder, we lazy people go to heaven... or do they send someone to pick us up? Anonymous
I'm a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot. Anonymous
Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation. Anonymous
I'm not running away from hard work, I'm too lazy to run. Anonymous
I always say "morning" instead of "good morning", because if it was a good morning, I'd still be asleep. Anonymous
He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
You know you are lazy when you get excited about cancelling your plans. Anonymous
I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer. Anonymous
Ultimate lazy moment: Watching the sunrise on TV because you're too lazy to get up and watch it for real. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
I've made it from the bed to the couch. There's no stopping me now. Anonymous
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