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Can we start the weekend again? I wasn't ready.
Common sense is so rare these days that it should be considered a superpower.
It may look like I'm doing nothing, but in my head I'm quite busy.
I always help my wife out with housework such as washing the dishes and doing the laundry. She washes them, and I let them dry.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
I've made it from the bed to the couch. There's no stopping me now.
If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.
Yesterday I did nothing and today I'm finishing what I did yesterday.
I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and half of Fridays.
My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead.
I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge.
There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter,.. like watching TV, and having a beer.
You know you are lazy when you get excited about cancelling your plans.
He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
I'm not lazy, I'm waiting for inspiration to hit me... should be here any time now.
I love my six pack so much, I protect is with a layer of fat.
I put the "Pro" in procrastinate.
I always say "morning" instead of "good morning", because if it was a good morning, I'd still be asleep.
I love my job only when I'm on vacation.
My house was clean yesterday, sorry you missed it.
I'm not running away from hard work, I'm too lazy to run.
My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch... I call it lunch.
I'm not lazy, I'm just very relaxed.
I am too lazy to be lazy.
Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number.
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