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It may look like I'm doing nothing, but in my head I'm quite busy.
Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years.
My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead.
I love my six pack so much, I protect is with a layer of fat.
If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.
Ironically jogging pants are mostly worn by the laziest people.
Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number.
Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation.
How to do sit-ups: Lay down, hands behind your head. Wow, this is a good position for a nap. Maybe I'll just take a nap.
I always say "morning" instead of "good morning", because if it was a good morning, I'd still be asleep.
When I was in high school I had two favorite subjects, lunch and recess.
I love my job only when I'm on vacation.
I'm not a morning person. I'm not even an afternoon person. I pretty much start functioning after 6pm.
Can we start the weekend again? I wasn't ready.
I'm a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.
"Well at least I don't have to wake up any more." Is what I want my tombstone to say.
My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can't sleep.
I already want to take a nap tomorrow.
I'm a multi-tasking procrastinator. I can put off multiple things at once.
I don't work on weekends, or any other day that ends with "Y".
I fractured my laziness and dislocated my interest.
I've made it from the bed to the couch. There's no stopping me now.
I'm not lazy, I'm just very relaxed.
You never know what you have, until you clean your closet.
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