Funny Lazy Quotes
Laugh about being lazy with this funny collection of quotes. Send these quotes to lazy people, or show how lazy you are by setting them on your social media status.
Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer. Anonymous
He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
Being a couch potato is dangerous, someone may get hungry and eat you! CoolFunnyQuotes.com
When I was in high school I had two favorite subjects, lunch and recess. Anonymous
Yesterday I did nothing and today I'm finishing what I did yesterday. Anonymous
If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me. Anonymous
You know you are lazy when you get excited about cancelling your plans. Anonymous
I wonder, we lazy people go to heaven... or do they send someone to pick us up? Anonymous
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