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Don't let these quotes make you feel lazy, do some jumping jacks in the same time for a good exercise.

My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead.

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My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can't sleep.

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Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation.

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I love my six pack so much, I protect is with a layer of fat.

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It may look like I'm doing nothing, but in my head I'm quite busy.

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I've made it from the bed to the couch. There's no stopping me now.

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I always say "morning" instead of "good morning", because if it was a good morning, I'd still be asleep.

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I'm a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

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I put the "Pro" in procrastinate.

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Today I will live in the moment... unless that moment becomes unpleasant, in which case I'll take a nap.

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What type of exercise do lazy people do? Diddly squats.

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I'm a multi-tasking procrastinator. I can put off multiple things at once.

I haven't tried Yoga, but I bent over to pick up my keys off the floor.. so I'm sure I wouldn't like Yoga.

I'm not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.

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I'm super lazy today. It's like normal lazy but I'm wearing a cape.

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I already want to take a nap tomorrow.

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If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.

Research has shown that laughing for two minutes is just as healthy as a 20 minute jog. So now I'm sitting in the park laughing at all the joggers.