Funny Lazy Quotes
Laugh about being lazy with this funny collection of quotes. Send these quotes to lazy people, or show how lazy you are by setting them on your social media status.
Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number. Anonymous
My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead. Anonymous
Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years. Anonymous
Common sense is so rare these days that it should be considered a superpower. Anonymous
I love my six pack so much, I protect is with a layer of fat. Anonymous
What type of exercise do lazy people do? Diddly squats. Anonymous
There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter,.. like watching TV, and having a beer. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
It may look like I'm doing nothing, but in my head I'm quite busy. Anonymous
I'm not running away from hard work, I'm too lazy to run. Anonymous
I've made it from the bed to the couch. There's no stopping me now. Anonymous
My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch... I call it lunch. Anonymous
You know you are lazy when you get excited about cancelling your plans. Anonymous
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