Funny Lazy Quotes
Laugh about being lazy with this funny collection of quotes. Send these quotes to lazy people, or show how lazy you are by setting them on your social media status.
If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me. Anonymous
Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number. Anonymous
My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead. Anonymous
I love my six pack so much, I protect is with a layer of fat. Anonymous
Yesterday I did nothing and today I'm finishing what I did yesterday. Anonymous
It may look like I'm doing nothing, but in my head I'm quite busy. Anonymous
I always say "morning" instead of "good morning", because if it was a good morning, I'd still be asleep. Anonymous
I wonder, we lazy people go to heaven... or do they send someone to pick us up? Anonymous
My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch... I call it lunch. Anonymous
Common sense is so rare these days that it should be considered a superpower. Anonymous
Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation. Anonymous
I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
You know you are lazy when you get excited about cancelling your plans. Anonymous
I always help my wife out with housework such as washing the dishes and doing the laundry. She washes them, and I let them dry. Anonymous
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and half of Fridays. Anonymous
I'm not running away from hard work, I'm too lazy to run. Anonymous
When I was in high school I had two favorite subjects, lunch and recess. Anonymous
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