Funny Lazy Quotes
Laugh about being lazy with this funny collection of quotes. Send these quotes to lazy people, or show how lazy you are by setting them on your social media status.
Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number. Anonymous
My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead. Anonymous
It may look like I'm doing nothing, but in my head I'm quite busy. Anonymous
Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years. Anonymous
If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me. Anonymous
I love my six pack so much, I protect is with a layer of fat. Anonymous
I always say "morning" instead of "good morning", because if it was a good morning, I'd still be asleep. Anonymous
I've made it from the bed to the couch. There's no stopping me now. Anonymous
I wonder, we lazy people go to heaven... or do they send someone to pick us up? Anonymous
I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation. Anonymous
He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
I'm not running away from hard work, I'm too lazy to run. Anonymous
Being a couch potato is dangerous, someone may get hungry and eat you! CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Yesterday I did nothing and today I'm finishing what I did yesterday. Anonymous
Yes of course I am athletic... I surf the Internet every day. Anonymous
Ultimate lazy moment: Watching the sunrise on TV because you're too lazy to get up and watch it for real. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
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