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If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.
Lazy Rule: Can't reach it, don't need it.
My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead.
"Well at least I don't have to wake up any more." Is what I want my tombstone to say.
I'm not a morning person. I'm not even an afternoon person. I pretty much start functioning after 6pm.
My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can't sleep.
I already want to take a nap tomorrow.
I love my six pack so much, I protect is with a layer of fat.
Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number.
Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years.
I fractured my laziness and dislocated my interest.
It may look like I'm doing nothing, but in my head I'm quite busy.
Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation.
When I was in high school I had two favorite subjects, lunch and recess.
I always say "morning" instead of "good morning", because if it was a good morning, I'd still be asleep.
I'm not lazy, I'm on power saving mode.
There is no better moment to postpone something you don't want to do other than right now.
My house was clean yesterday, sorry you missed it.
I love my job only when I'm on vacation.
I'm a multi-tasking procrastinator. I can put off multiple things at once.
I'm super lazy today. It's like normal lazy but I'm wearing a cape.
I'm a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.
Ultimate lazy moment: Watching the sunrise on TV because you're too lazy to get up and watch it for real.
You never know what you have, until you clean your closet.
I wonder, we lazy people go to heaven... or do they send someone to pick us up?
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