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Don't let these quotes make you feel lazy, do some jumping jacks in the same time for a good exercise.

If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.

Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number.

I'm not lazy, I'm on power saving mode.

Yesterday I did nothing and today I'm finishing what I did yesterday.

Yesterday I did nothing and today I'm finishing what I did yesterday.

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I am too lazy to be lazy.

I am too lazy to be lazy.

I love my job only when I'm on vacation.

I love my job only when I'm on vacation.

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You never know what you have, until you clean your closet.

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You know you are lazy when you get excited about cancelling your plans.

I'm not lazy, I'm just very relaxed.

I'm not lazy, I'm just very relaxed.

Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

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He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.

He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.

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My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch... I call it lunch.

I wonder, we lazy people go to heaven... or do they send someone to pick us up?

My house was clean yesterday, sorry you missed it.

I'm not running away from hard work, I'm too lazy to run.

There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter,.. like watching TV, and having a beer.

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