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Don't let these quotes make you feel lazy, do some jumping jacks in the same time for a good exercise.

If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.

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Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number.

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I'm not running away from hard work, I'm too lazy to run.

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You never know what you have, until you clean your closet.

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Yes of course I am athletic... I surf the Internet every day.

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I love my job only when I'm on vacation.

I love my job only when I'm on vacation.

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My house was clean yesterday, sorry you missed it.

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I'm not lazy, I'm just very relaxed.

I'm not lazy, I'm just very relaxed.

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You know you are lazy when you get excited about cancelling your plans.

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I'm not lazy, I'm on power saving mode.

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Yesterday I did nothing and today I'm finishing what I did yesterday.

Yesterday I did nothing and today I'm finishing what I did yesterday.

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I wonder, we lazy people go to heaven... or do they send someone to pick us up?

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I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and half of Fridays.

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Maybe there are no excuses to be lazy, but I'm still going to keep looking.

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I am too lazy to be lazy.

I am too lazy to be lazy.

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When I was in high school I had two favorite subjects, lunch and recess.

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