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Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number. - Anonymous

Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number. Anonymous

People Quotes Short Quotes Top 100

My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead. - Anonymous

My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead. Anonymous

People Quotes Sayings Short Quotes

If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me. - Anonymous

If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me. Anonymous

Short Quotes Top 100

Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years. - Anonymous

Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years. Anonymous

Questions Short Quotes Top 100

I'm not lazy, I'm just very relaxed.

I'm not lazy, I'm just very relaxed. Anonymous

Sayings Short Quotes Top 100

It may look like I'm doing nothing, but in my head I'm quite busy. - Anonymous

It may look like I'm doing nothing, but in my head I'm quite busy. Anonymous

Sayings Short Quotes Think Quotes

I love my six pack so much, I protect is with a layer of fat. - Anonymous

I love my six pack so much, I protect is with a layer of fat. Anonymous

Exercise Quotes Love Quotes Short Quotes

I've made it from the bed to the couch. There's no stopping me now. - Anonymous

I've made it from the bed to the couch. There's no stopping me now. Anonymous

Short Quotes Stupid Quotes Top 100

I don't work on weekends, or any other day that ends with "Y".

I don't work on weekends, or any other day that ends with "Y". Anonymous

Short Quotes Top 100 Work Quotes

Better moment

There is no better moment to postpone something you don't want to do other than right now. Anonymous

Moments Sayings

I already want to take a nap tomorrow. - Anonymous

I already want to take a nap tomorrow. Anonymous

Short Quotes Sleep Quotes

Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation. - Anonymous

Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation. Anonymous

Life Quotes Short Quotes Top 100

I always help my wife out with housework such as washing the dishes and doing the laundry. She washes them, and I let them dry. - Anonymous

I always help my wife out with housework such as washing the dishes and doing the laundry. She washes them, and I let them dry. Anonymous

Marriage Quotes Stupid Quotes Wife Quotes

I'm not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing. - Anonymous

I'm not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing. Anonymous

Life Quotes Short Quotes Top 100

Yes of course I am athletic... I surf the Internet every day. - Anonymous

Yes of course I am athletic... I surf the Internet every day. Anonymous

Exercise Quotes Internet Short Quotes

I'm not a morning person. I'm not even an afternoon person. I pretty much start functioning after 6pm. - Anonymous

I'm not a morning person. I'm not even an afternoon person. I pretty much start functioning after 6pm. Anonymous

My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch... I call it lunch. - Anonymous

My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch... I call it lunch. Anonymous

Eat Quotes Exercise Quotes

I put the "Pro" in procrastinate. - Anonymous

I put the "Pro" in procrastinate. Anonymous

Sayings Short Quotes Stupid Quotes

How to do sit-ups: Lay down, hands behind your head. Wow, this is a good position for a nap. Maybe I'll just take a nap. Anonymous

My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can't sleep. - Anonymous

My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can't sleep. Anonymous

Yesterday I did nothing and today I'm finishing what I did yesterday.

Yesterday I did nothing and today I'm finishing what I did yesterday. Anonymous

Short Quotes Statements

Ultimate lazy moment: Watching the sunrise on TV because you're too lazy to get up and watch it for real. - CoolFunnyQuotes.com

Ultimate lazy moment: Watching the sunrise on TV because you're too lazy to get up and watch it for real. CoolFunnyQuotes.com

Moments TV Quotes

I am too lazy to be lazy.

I am too lazy to be lazy. Anonymous

Sayings Short Quotes

I love my job only when I'm on vacation.

I love my job only when I'm on vacation. CoolFunnyQuotes.com

Love Quotes Sayings Short Quotes

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