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If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.
My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead.
Yesterday I did nothing and today I'm finishing what I did yesterday.
My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can't sleep.
Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years.
Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation.
I wonder, we lazy people go to heaven... or do they send someone to pick us up?
I haven't tried Yoga, but I bent over to pick up my keys off the floor.. so I'm sure I wouldn't like Yoga.
I'm not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.
It may look like I'm doing nothing, but in my head I'm quite busy.
Today I will live in the moment... unless that moment becomes unpleasant, in which case I'll take a nap.
Yes of course I am athletic... I surf the Internet every day.
I always help my wife out with housework such as washing the dishes and doing the laundry. She washes them, and I let them dry.
Lazy Rule: Can't reach it, don't need it.
I already want to take a nap tomorrow.
I always say "morning" instead of "good morning", because if it was a good morning, I'd still be asleep.
I don't work on weekends, or any other day that ends with "Y".
Ultimate lazy moment: Watching the sunrise on TV because you're too lazy to get up and watch it for real.
I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge.
You never know what you have, until you clean your closet.
I fractured my laziness and dislocated my interest.
I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and half of Fridays.
I put the "Pro" in procrastinate.
Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number.
I'm not running away from hard work, I'm too lazy to run.
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