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Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number. - Anonymous
Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number.
 Anonymous
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Don't rush me, I'm still deciding whether I'll be productive or not today!
 Anonymous
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I don't work on weekends, or any other day that ends with "Y".
I don't work on weekends, or any other day that ends with "Y".
 Anonymous
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If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me. - Anonymous
If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.
 Anonymous
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My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead. - Anonymous
My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead.
 Anonymous
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I'm not lazy, I'm just very relaxed.
I'm not lazy, I'm just very relaxed.
 Anonymous
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Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.

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I love my six pack so much, I protect is with a layer of fat. - Anonymous
I love my six pack so much, I protect is with a layer of fat.
 Anonymous
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It may look like I'm doing nothing, but in my head I'm quite busy. - Anonymous
It may look like I'm doing nothing, but in my head I'm quite busy.
 Anonymous
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I always help my wife out with housework such as washing the dishes and doing the laundry. She washes them, and I let them dry. - Anonymous
I always help my wife out with housework such as washing the dishes and doing the laundry. She washes them, and I let them dry.
 Anonymous
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I'm not lazy, I'm waiting for inspiration to hit me... should be here any time now. - Anonymous
I'm not lazy, I'm waiting for inspiration to hit me... should be here any time now.
 Anonymous
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Yes of course I am athletic... I surf the Internet every day. - Anonymous
Yes of course I am athletic... I surf the Internet every day.
 Anonymous
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I love my job only when I'm on vacation.
I love my job only when I'm on vacation.
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Yesterday I did nothing and today I'm finishing what I did yesterday.
Yesterday I did nothing and today I'm finishing what I did yesterday.
 Anonymous
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I wonder, we lazy people go to heaven... or do they send someone to pick us up? - Anonymous
I wonder, we lazy people go to heaven... or do they send someone to pick us up?
 Anonymous
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