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You may view, download for caching purposes only, and print pages, files or other content from the Site for your own personal use, subject to the restrictions set out below and elsewhere in these terms and conditions.
You must not:
- republish the photos on this site in neither print nor digital media or documents (including republication on another website);
- sell, rent or sub-license images from the Site;
- reproduce, duplicate, copy images on the Site for a commercial purpose;
- directly link to the photos on the Site from any other website or mobile application
- copy the photos on the Site and publish them on your website
- sell, rent or sub-license copyrighted material from the Site;
- reproduce, duplicate, copy or otherwise exploit copyrighted material on the Site for a commercial purpose;
- make or redistribute exact copies of any page of the Site
- republish or reproduce any part of the Site through the use of iframes, screenscrapers, or mobile applications.
All of the photos displayed on the site are protected by copyright. Some photos have been licensed to Us for use on the Site. It is acceptable to share the photos on social media, as long as they include a link back to our site. Sharing the photos on social media without a link back to CoolFunnyQuotes.com violates the image license agreements.
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You must not use the Site to copy, store, host, transmit, send, use, publish or distribute any material which consists of (or is linked to) any spyware, computer virus, Trojan horse, worm, keystroke logger, rootkit or other malicious computer software.
You must not conduct any systematic or automated data collection activities on or in relation to the Site without receiving express written consent from Us.
- data mining
- data extraction
- data harvesting
- 'framing' (iframes)
- Article 'Spinning'
You must not use the Site or any part of it to transmit or send unsolicited commercial communications.
You must not use the Site for any purposes related to marketing without express written consent from Us.
Access to certain areas of the Site is restricted. We reserve the right to restrict access to certain areas of the Site, or at our discretion, the entire Site. We may change or modify this policy without notice.
If the Site provides you with a user ID and password to enable you to access restricted areas of the Site or other content or services, you must ensure that the user ID and password are kept confidential. You alone are responsible for your password and user ID security..
The Site may disable your user ID and password at The Site's sole discretion without notice or explanation.
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You grant Us a worldwide, irrevocable, non-exclusive, royalty-free license to use, reproduce, adapt, publish, translate and distribute your user content in any existing or future media. You also grant Us the right to sub-license these rights, and the right to bring an action for infringement of these rights.
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You must not submit any user content to the Site that is or has ever been the subject of any threatened or actual legal proceedings or other similar complaint.
We reserve the right to edit or remove any material submitted to the Site, or stored on the servers of the Site, or hosted or published upon the Site.
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Without prejudice to the generality of the foregoing paragraph, We do not warrant that:
- the Site will be constantly available, or available at all; or
- the information on the Site is complete, true, accurate or non-misleading.
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LIMITATIONS OF LIABILITY
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By using the Site, you agree that the exclusions and limitations of liability set out in the Site disclaimer are reasonable.
If you do not think they are reasonable, you must not use the Site.
You agree that you will not bring any claim personally against CoolFunnyQuotes.com and it's owners or operators in respect of any losses you suffer in connection with the Site.
Without prejudice to the foregoing paragraph, you agree that the limitations of warranties and liability set out in this website disclaimer will protect Us and our officers, employees, agents, subsidiaries, successors, assigns and sub-contractors.
If any provision of this website disclaimer is, or is found to be, unenforceable under applicable law, that will not affect the enforceability of the other provisions of this website disclaimer.
Breaches of these terms and conditions
Without prejudice to the rights under these terms and conditions, if you breach these terms and conditions in any way, We may take such action as We deems appropriate to deal with the breach, including suspending your access to the Site, prohibiting you from accessing the Site, blocking computers using your IP address from accessing the Site, contacting your internet service provider to request that they block your access to the Site and/or bringing court proceedings against you.
We may revise these terms and conditions from time-to-time. Revised terms and conditions will apply to the use of the Site from the date of the publication of the revised terms and conditions on the Site. Please check this page regularly to ensure you are familiar with the current version.
We may transfer, sub-contract or otherwise deal with the rights We have and/or obligations under these terms and conditions without notifying you or obtaining your consent.
You may not transfer, sub-contract or otherwise deal with your rights and/or obligations under these terms and conditions.
If a provision of these terms and conditions is determined by any court or other competent authority to be unlawful and/or unenforceable, the other provisions will continue in effect. If any unlawful and/or unenforceable provision would be lawful or enforceable if part of it were deleted, that part will be deemed to be deleted, and the rest of the provision will continue in effect.
Law and jurisdiction
These terms and conditions will be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of Ontario, Canada, and any disputes relating to these terms and conditions will be subject to the exclusive jurisdiction of the courts of Ontario, Canada.
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