Funny quotes about all kinds of people and funny things people do. Trusting people, people who are annoying, and more.
Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number.Anonymous
Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they'll start using it.Anonymous
A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first.Anonymous
Never trust someone who takes hours to text you back, but when you hang out with them they check their phone every minute.Anonymous
That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.Anonymous
Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face!Anonymous
Are you free tomorrow? No, tomorrow I'm still expensive.Anonymous
Dance like nobody is watching, because they are not, they are all checking their phones.Anonymous
People say you can't live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.Anonymous
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket."Anonymous
I hate it when people see me at the supermarket and they're like 'Hey, what are you doing here?' I tell them 'You know.. hunting elephants.'Anonymous
Some of the greatest ideas of all time have come to people during Math class... none of which had anything to do with Math.Anonymous
Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter... people the opposite.Anonymous
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