Funny quotes about all kinds of people and funny things people do. Trusting people, people who are annoying, and more.
People say you can't live without love, but I think oxygen is more important. Anonymous
My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead. Anonymous
I love that cute thing you do when you stop texting me for hours, it's adorable. Anonymous
Last night the Internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people. Anonymous
Dance like nobody is watching, because they are not, they are all checking their phones. Anonymous
Are you free tomorrow? No, tomorrow I'm still expensive. Anonymous
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love. Albert Einstein
A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first. Anonymous
There are a 100 billions nerves in the human body, and there are people who have the ability to irritate all of them. Anonymous
Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number. Anonymous
Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they'll start using it. Anonymous
Relationships these days start by pressing LIKE on her photo. Anonymous
I feel sorry for people who don't have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor. Anonymous
When you see a couple walking down the street holding hands and laughing, you look over to your side and the only thing you're holding is a half eaten sandwich.
I hate when people ask me what I'm doing tomorrow, I don't even know what I'm doing today. Anonymous
I love sarcasm. It's like punching people in the face, but with words. Anonymous
I look at the moon and it looks really beautiful!.. Then I look at you... and.. I think I'll look at the moon again?! Anonymous
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people. Anonymous
Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once. Anonymous
The trick is to not let people know how weird you are until it's too late for them to back out. Anonymous
I'm going to stand outside, so if anybody asks for me, I'm outstanding. Anonymous
I wonder, we lazy people go to heaven... or do they send someone to pick us up? Anonymous
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