Funny quotes about all kinds of people and funny things people do. Trusting people, people who are annoying, and more.
A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first. Anonymous
Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number. Anonymous
Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they'll start using it. Anonymous
People say you can't live without love, but I think oxygen is more important. Anonymous
There are so many times I made you angry, upset, irritated and tired. Today I just wanted to say that I'm thinking of continuing. Anonymous
My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead. Anonymous
I hope we're good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people. Anonymous
If you can't laugh at your own problems, call me and I'll laugh at them. Anonymous
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people. Anonymous
Relationships these days start by pressing LIKE on her photo. Anonymous
Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once. Anonymous
Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter... people the opposite. Anonymous
Some things are better left unsaid, but people get drunk and say them anyway. Anonymous
If we were on a sinking ship, and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. Anonymous
Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face! Anonymous
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile from them, and you'll have their shoes.
Are you free tomorrow? No, tomorrow I'm still expensive. Anonymous
There are a 100 billions nerves in the human body, and there are people who have the ability to irritate all of them. Anonymous
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