Funny quotes about all kinds of people and funny things people do. Trusting people, people who are annoying, and more.
I feel sorry for people who don't have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor.Anonymous
Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number.Anonymous
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.Anonymous
Last night the Internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people.Anonymous
My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead.Anonymous
I hope we're good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people.Anonymous
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile from them, and you'll have their shoes.
Are you free tomorrow? No, tomorrow I'm still expensive.Anonymous
Relationships these days start by pressing LIKE on her photo.Anonymous
I looked into my wallet and it was empty, I looked through all my pockets and they were all empty. Then I looked into my heart and I found you, and only then I figured out how rich I was.Anonymous
I hate when people ask me what I'm doing tomorrow, I don't even know what I'm doing today.Anonymous
Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.Anonymous
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