People Quotes

Last night the Internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people.

Anonymous

A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first.

Anonymous

Sharks are not so bad... If a stranger came into my house wearing only a bathing suit, I'd probably get angry too.

Anonymous

I could agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.

Anonymous

I know some people don't like me, but what can I do, not everyone has good taste.

Anonymous

Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it's a brighter day.

Anonymous

I feel sorry for people who don't have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor.

Anonymous

My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead.

Anonymous

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket."

Anonymous

Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.

Anonymous

Some people aren't just missing a screw, the whole toolbox is gone.

Anonymous

There are a 100 billions nerves in the human body, and there are people who have the ability to irritate all of them.

Anonymous

Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they'll start using it.

Anonymous

I don't like morning people... or mornings, or people.

Anonymous

I wonder, we lazy people go to heaven... or do they send someone to pick us up?

Anonymous

When people tell me "You're going to regret that in the morning," I sleep in until noon because I'm a problem solver.

Anonymous

If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.

Anonymous

I hate it when people see me at the supermarket and they're like 'Hey, what are you doing here?' I tell them 'You know.. hunting elephants.'

Anonymous