People Quotes

I feel sorry for people who don't have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor.

Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number.

When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.

Last night the Internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people.

My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead.

I hope we're good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile from them, and you'll have their shoes.

Are you free tomorrow? No, tomorrow I'm still expensive.

Relationships these days start by pressing LIKE on her photo.

Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it's a brighter day.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

I looked into my wallet and it was empty, I looked through all my pockets and they were all empty. Then I looked into my heart and I found you, and only then I figured out how rich I was.

I hate when people ask me what I'm doing tomorrow, I don't even know what I'm doing today.

Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.

If people are talking behind your back, be happy that you are the one in front.