People Quotes

Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number.

Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they'll start using it.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first.

Never trust someone who takes hours to text you back, but when you hang out with them they check their phone every minute.

That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.

Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face!

Are you free tomorrow? No, tomorrow I'm still expensive.

Dance like nobody is watching, because they are not, they are all checking their phones.

People say you can't live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket."

I hate it when people see me at the supermarket and they're like 'Hey, what are you doing here?' I tell them 'You know.. hunting elephants.'

Some of the greatest ideas of all time have come to people during Math class... none of which had anything to do with Math.

Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter... people the opposite.

Sunglasses: allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It's like Facebook in real life.