People Quotes

A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first.

Anonymous

Sharks are not so bad... If a stranger came into my house wearing only a bathing suit, I'd probably get angry too.

Anonymous

I could agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.

Anonymous

Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it's a brighter day.

Anonymous

Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number.

Anonymous

When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don't answer because I'm eating.

Anonymous

Never trust someone who takes hours to text you back, but when you hang out with them they check their phone every minute.

Anonymous

Some people aren't just missing a screw, the whole toolbox is gone.

Anonymous

My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead.

Anonymous

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket."

Anonymous

Some of the greatest ideas of all time have come to people during Math class... none of which had anything to do with Math.

Anonymous

When people tell me "You're going to regret that in the morning," I sleep in until noon because I'm a problem solver.

Anonymous

If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.

Anonymous

Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they'll start using it.

Anonymous

I hope we're good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people.

Anonymous

Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face!

Anonymous

I don't like morning people... or mornings, or people.

Anonymous

I wonder, we lazy people go to heaven... or do they send someone to pick us up?

Anonymous