People Quotes

I could agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.

Anonymous

A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first.

Anonymous

Sharks are not so bad... If a stranger came into my house wearing only a bathing suit, I'd probably get angry too.

Anonymous

Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it's a brighter day.

Anonymous

I don't understand why judges get paid so much, others judge me for free.

Anonymous

I finally realized that people are prisoners of their phones... that's why it's called a "cell" phone.

Anonymous

Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number.

Anonymous

Last night the Internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people.

Anonymous

When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don't answer because I'm eating.

Anonymous

So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn't for throwing at people who stress you out?

Anonymous

Never trust someone who takes hours to text you back, but when you hang out with them they check their phone every minute.

Anonymous

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people... together.

Anonymous

Some people aren't just missing a screw, the whole toolbox is gone.

Anonymous

My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead.

Anonymous

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket."

Anonymous

4 out 3 people struggle with math.

Anonymous

Some of the greatest ideas of all time have come to people during Math class... none of which had anything to do with Math.

Anonymous

When people tell me "You're going to regret that in the morning," I sleep in until noon because I'm a problem solver.

Anonymous