People Quotes

Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it's a brighter day.

Anonymous

My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead.

Anonymous

Two mysterious people live in my house. "Somebody" and "Nobody." Somebody did it and nobody knows who.

Anonymous

Be happy, it drives people crazy.

Anonymous

My doctor prescribed laughter as the most efficient medicine. Unfortunately the pharmacist said too many people were crying from laughter so it's no longer available.

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Stop texting me in the middle of texting you... now I have to change my text.

Anonymous

I don't understand why judges get paid so much, others judge me for free.

Anonymous

I feel sorry for people who don't have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor.

Anonymous

If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.

Anonymous

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

Anonymous

All positions for annoying people in my life have been filled. Applicants need not apply, thank you.

Anonymous

So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn't for throwing at people who stress you out?

Anonymous

That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.

Anonymous

It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten. They're in front of you in the supermarket express lane.

June Henderson

Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they'll start using it.

Anonymous

Everyone wants your best! Don't let them take it away from you.

Anonymous