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The best revenge is massive success.

Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.

You never run out of things that can go wrong.

There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter,.. like watching TV, and having a beer.

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

Me: For the first time in life, things seem to be getting better. :)
Life: LOL, give me a second!

Life is a pretty cheezy game, but at least it has good graphics.

Everyone wants your best! Don't let them take it away from you.

My wife told me the other day that I don't take her to expensive places any more, so I took her to the gas station.

All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips.