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There's something missing in my life, I just don't know if it's a puppy, a person, or a slice of pizza.

Anonymous

Life is too short to worry about matching socks.

Anonymous

Life is always rocky when you're a gem.

Anonymous

Life is too short to remove USB safely.

Anonymous

Life always offers you a second chance. It's called tomorrow.

Anonymous

Living on earth may be tough, but it includes a free ride around the sun every year.

Anonymous

All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips.

Anonymous

My wife told me the other day that I don't take her to expensive places any more, so I took her to the gas station.

Anonymous

Everyone wants your best! Don't let them take it away from you.

Anonymous

Life is a pretty cheezy game, but at least it has good graphics.

Anonymous

Me: For the first time in life, things seem to be getting better. :)
Life: LOL, give me a second!

Anonymous

Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.

Groucho Marx

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

Woody Allen

There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter,.. like watching TV, and having a beer.

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You never run out of things that can go wrong.

Edward A. Murphy (Murphy's Law)

Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.

Art Buchwald

The best revenge is massive success.

Frank Sinatra