The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive.
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Life is too short to worry about matching socks.
Life is always rocky when you're a gem.
Life is too short to remove USB safely.
Life always offers you a second chance. It's called tomorrow.
Living on earth may be tough, but it includes a free ride around the sun every year.
All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips.
My wife told me the other day that I don't take her to expensive places any more, so I took her to the gas station.
Everyone wants your best! Don't let them take it away from you.
Life is a pretty cheezy game, but at least it has good graphics.
Me: For the first time in life, things seem to be getting better. :)
Life: LOL, give me a second!
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter,.. like watching TV, and having a beer.
You never run out of things that can go wrong.
Edward A. Murphy (Murphy's Law)
Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.
The best revenge is massive success.
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