Funny Quotes About Eating
Funny quotes about eating and food.
If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?Anonymous
An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough.Anonymous
I'm glad I don't have to hunt my own food, I don't even know where sandwiches live.Anonymous
All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips.Anonymous
I feel sorry for people who don't have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor.Anonymous
If I had 10 cookies and you took half, do you know what you would have? That's right, a black eye and a broken hand.Anonymous
When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.Anonymous
Happiness is eating an entire pizza in front of a friend who's on a diet.Anonymous
I'm gonna order a pizza 5 minutes before the new year, then when it arrives I'll say I ordered this last year.Anonymous
Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can't eat or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.Anonymous
I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.Anonymous
You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich.Anonymous
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