Funny Quotes About Eating
Funny quotes about eating and food.
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. Mark Twain
Being a couch potato is dangerous, someone may get hungry and eat you! CoolFunnyQuotes.com
If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I hate that song.
"Oh you want to have your cake and eat it too?" Darn right, what good is cake if you can't eat it ? Anonymous
In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry! Anonymous
Two mice are eating a movie film roll at a cinema when one says to the other: this movie is good, but the book was better! Anonymous
Waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn, hardest thing in the world. Anonymous
I thought about losing weight once, but I don't like losing. Anonymous
If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge? Anonymous
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