Funny quotes about eating and food.
Now that I'm quarantined, I finally realize that my only true hobbies were shopping and eating out.
An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough.
If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.
That moment you're thankful for Coronavirus social distancing rules because you just ate some garlic.
If your New Years Resolution was to eat out less, you're killing it.
In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!
The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I actually asked for pizza.
I'm glad I don't have to hunt my own food, I don't even know where sandwiches live.
It's so hot outside that I went to buy vegetables, and by the time I got home they turned into soup already.
I'm gonna order a pizza 5 minutes before the new year, then when it arrives I'll say I ordered this last year.
If I had 10 cookies and you took half, do you know what you would have? That's right, a black eye and a broken hand.
Math: the only place where you have to figure out the ratio of yellow candy to blue candy when all you're thinking about is eating them.
If you eat in the kitchen, your room is always clean, and you go to sleep at 9 o'clock, it means you don't have Internet!!
Chocolate is great, it gives you energy which can be used to go buy more chocolate.
Dear Diamond, we all know who is really a girl's best friend. Sincerely yours, Chocolate Cake.
My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch... I call it lunch.
I'm just going to flip this omelette... Okay, we're having scrambled eggs.
I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.
Sit down and let me tell you a story. Once upon a time I was hungry, and that's what happened to all your chocolate.
I can't sleep good when I know the food is feeling cold in the fridge.
You just can't live a full life on an empty stomach.
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