Funny Quotes About Eating
Funny quotes about eating and food.
If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge? Anonymous
An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough. Anonymous
In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry! Anonymous
All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips. Anonymous
You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich. Anonymous
I feel sorry for people who don't have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor. Anonymous
I'm gonna order a pizza 5 minutes before the new year, then when it arrives I'll say I ordered this last year. Anonymous
I'm glad I don't have to hunt my own food, I don't even know where sandwiches live. Anonymous
If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I hate that song.
If you don't cut the cake in pieces and just eat the whole cake, then you only had one piece. Anonymous
If you eat in the kitchen, your room is always clean, and you go to sleep at 9 o'clock, it means you don't have Internet!! Anonymous
It's so hot outside that I went to buy vegetables, and by the time I got home they turned into soup already. Anonymous
Math: the only place where you have to figure out the ratio of yellow candy to blue candy when all you're thinking about is eating them. Anonymous
I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful. Anonymous
You know you are getting old when the candles on your birthday cake start to cost more than the cake itself. Anonymous
Two mice are eating a movie film roll at a cinema when one says to the other: this movie is good, but the book was better! Anonymous
If you know how many cupcakes I'm holding behind my back I'll give you both of them. Anonymous
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