Funny Quotes About Eating

If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?

Anonymous

You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared!

Anonymous

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Anonymous

Waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn, hardest thing in the world.

Anonymous

In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!

Anonymous

I always carry a knife in my purse, just in case we're having cake.

Anonymous

I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.

Anonymous

Square box, round pizza, triangle slices, now that's confusing.

Anonymous

I lost some weight once, but I found it again in the fridge.

Anonymous

I eat cake because it's someone's birthday somewhere today.

Anonymous

If I had 10 cookies and you took half, do you know what you would have? That's right, a black eye and a broken hand.

Anonymous

Math: the only place where you have to figure out the ratio of yellow candy to blue candy when all you're thinking about is eating them.

Anonymous

If you don't cut the cake in pieces and just eat the whole cake, then you only had one piece.

Anonymous

Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn't contain any calories.

Anonymous

I'm like Pacman when I'm at a party, I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.

Anonymous

I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.

Anonymous