Funny Quotes About Eating
Funny quotes about eating and food.
If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?Anonymous
An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough.Anonymous
In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!Anonymous
Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate at least one time.Anonymous
Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can't eat or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.Anonymous
Math: the only place where you have to figure out the ratio of yellow candy to blue candy when all you're thinking about is eating them.Anonymous
I'm glad I don't have to hunt my own food, I don't even know where sandwiches live.Anonymous
You know you are getting old when the candles on your birthday cake start to cost more than the cake itself.Anonymous
I feel sorry for people who don't have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor.Anonymous
Waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn, hardest thing in the world.Anonymous
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