Funny Quotes About Eating
Funny quotes about eating and food.
Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can't eat or play with it, just pee on it and walk away. Anonymous
If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge? Anonymous
An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough. Anonymous
In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry! Anonymous
All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips. Anonymous
I'm gonna order a pizza 5 minutes before the new year, then when it arrives I'll say I ordered this last year. Anonymous
The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I actually asked for pizza. Anonymous
I feel sorry for people who don't have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor. Anonymous
You know you are getting old when the candles on your birthday cake start to cost more than the cake itself. Anonymous
When you see a couple walking down the street holding hands and laughing, you look over to your side and the only thing you're holding is a half eaten sandwich.
If you eat in the kitchen, your room is always clean, and you go to sleep at 9 o'clock, it means you don't have Internet!! Anonymous
I thought about losing weight once, but I don't like losing. Anonymous
Give a man a fish and he will have food for one day. Teach him to catch fish and he will spend all day at the lake drinking beer. Anonymous
All you have to know about celery is that it's made up of 95% water, and it's 100% not pizza. Anonymous
Waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn, hardest thing in the world. Anonymous
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