Funny quotes about eating and food.
Dear Diamond, we all know who is really a girl's best friend. Sincerely yours, Chocolate Cake.
I'm gonna order a pizza 5 minutes before the new year, then when it arrives I'll say I ordered this last year.
An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough.
I'm glad I don't have to hunt my own food, I don't even know where sandwiches live.
My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch... I call it lunch.
Chocolate is great, it gives you energy which can be used to go buy more chocolate.
I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.
You just can't live a full life on an empty stomach.
It's all fun and games until your jeans don't fit any more.
The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I actually asked for pizza.
Whenever I am sad I go to my favorite place... the fridge.
I'm just going to flip this omelette... Okay, we're having scrambled eggs.
Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more movie. Just one more minute.
Diet day #1: All the unhealthy food has been removed from the house. It was delicious.
It's so hot outside that I went to buy vegetables, and by the time I got home they turned into soup already.
Sit down and let me tell you a story. Once upon a time I was hungry, and that's what happened to all your chocolate.
When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don't answer because I'm eating.
I followed a diet but it didn't follow me back, so I unfollowed it.
I can't sleep good when I know the food is feeling cold in the fridge.
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?
Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn't contain any calories.
If you eat in the kitchen, your room is always clean, and you go to sleep at 9 o'clock, it means you don't have Internet!!
If I had 10 cookies and you took half, do you know what you would have? That's right, a black eye and a broken hand.
In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!
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