Funny Quotes About Eating
Funny quotes about eating and food.
I feel sorry for people who don't have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor.
Anonymous
I'm gonna order a pizza 5 minutes before the new year, then when it arrives I'll say I ordered this last year.
Anonymous
Give a man a fish and he will have food for one day. Teach him to catch fish and he will spend all day at the lake drinking beer.
Anonymous
One day you're 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you're 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice.
Anonymous
Math: the only place where you have to figure out the ratio of yellow candy to blue candy when all you're thinking about is eating them.
Anonymous
When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.
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