Funny Quotes About Eating

You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared!

Anonymous

I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.

Anonymous

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Anonymous

If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?

Anonymous

In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!

Anonymous

I'm on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle.

Anonymous

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% Halloween candy.

Anonymous

Next week I'm going on a diet, you can buy me jewelry instead of chocolate.

Anonymous

I thought about losing weight once, but I don't like losing.

Anonymous

Pros and cons for making food: Pro: Food. Con: Making.

Anonymous

How do I like my eggs? In a cake.

Anonymous

All you have to know about celery is that it's made up of 95% water, and it's 100% not pizza.

Anonymous

Fortune cookie: You'll have a better fortune in the next cookie.

Anonymous

I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it's someone's birthday and I like to celebrate.

Anonymous

Waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn, hardest thing in the world.

Anonymous

I always carry a knife in my purse, just in case we're having cake.

Anonymous