After many years of studying my Geography book I finally know by heart that Australia is on page 23.
The only English words I saw in Japan were Sony and Mitsubishi.
I lost control. Offering reward to anyone who finds it.
Bathroom sign above toilet: It's like basketball, the basket is bigger than the ball! Learn to score properly!
The last thing that blew my mind was the wind.
Store front sign: Entire store on sale, everything $1 or more.
Why do you always see lightning first and hear the thunder later? Because your eyes are in front of your ears.
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