Stupid Funny Quotes
It's better to shut up and give the impression that you're stupid than to say something and erase all doubt.
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A human fart can be louder than a trombone. I discovered that at my daughters school concert.
Anonymous He grabbed her hand and held it tightly, and she thought, "he loves me!" And he thought, "wow this sidewalk is icy!"
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I always help my wife out with housework such as washing the dishes and doing the laundry. She washes them, and I let them dry.
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