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I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them. - George W. Bush
I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them.

George W. Bush

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I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. Henny Youngman
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Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories... - Steven Alexander Wright
Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories... Steven Alexander Wright
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It's easy to stop smoking. I stopped smoking today with no problems. I also stopped yesterday too, and the day before that. Anonymous
Statements
Two fleas are coming out of a bar when one asks the other 'Do we take a dog or do we walk home?' - Anonymous
Two fleas are coming out of a bar when one asks the other 'Do we take a dog or do we walk home?' Anonymous
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Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects. Dave Barry
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. Steven Alexander Wright
Work Quotes
If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I hate that song.

Jack Handey

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The last thing that blew my mind was the wind. - CoolFunnyQuotes.com
The last thing that blew my mind was the wind. Anonymous
Short Quotes
When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. Sigmund Freud
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What is the best thing to do when you have a hole in a boat and water is leaking inside? Make another hole to drain the water.
What is the best thing to do when you have a hole in a boat and water is leaking inside? Make another hole to drain the water. Anonymous
Questions Top 100
After a while, I eventually fell in love and there was nobody to pick me up.
After a while, I eventually fell in love and there was nobody to pick me up. Anonymous
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I'm trying to think how I can think of what I want to think.
I'm trying to think how I can think of what I want to think. Anonymous
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My advice is to never listen to any advice, not even this one. - Anonymous
My advice is to never listen to any advice, not even this one. Anonymous
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You can't have everything... where would you put it?
You can't have everything... where would you put it? Steven Alexander Wright
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