Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement. Anonymous
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open. Frank Zappa
Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed and permanently set. Anonymous
My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely! Anonymous
Due to intense brain fog all of my thoughts have been grounded until further notice. Anonymous
Stupidity is far more fascinating than intelligence, after all intelligence has it's limits. Anonymous
My friend, remember that without stupidity there wouldn't be intelligence, and without ugliness there wouldn't be beauty, so the world needs you after all. Anonymous
You laugh because I'm different........... I laugh cause I just farted! Anonymous
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room. Woody Allen
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. Anonymous
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them.
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. Henny Youngman
Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories... Steven Alexander Wright
It's easy to stop smoking. I stopped smoking today with no problems. I also stopped yesterday too, and the day before that. Anonymous