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What is the best thing to do when you have a hole in a boat and water is leaking inside? Make another hole to drain the water.

What is the best thing to do when you have a hole in a boat and water is leaking inside? Make another hole to drain the water.

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There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

You laugh because I'm different...........
I laugh cause I just farted! - Anonymous

You laugh because I'm different........... I laugh cause I just farted!

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

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When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room. - Woody Allen

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them. - George W. Bush

I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them.

George W. Bush

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.

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Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories...

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It's easy to stop smoking. I stopped smoking today with no problems. I also stopped yesterday too, and the day before that.

The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive.

The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive.

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When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.

Newspaper ad: Hiring clowns, must be serious.

Two fleas are coming out of a bar when one asks the other 'Do we take a dog or do we walk home?' - Anonymous

Two fleas are coming out of a bar when one asks the other 'Do we take a dog or do we walk home?'

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

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Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can't see.

Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can't see.

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It's so simple to be wise.

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.

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Don't be stupid, it might make you famous.

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The last thing that blew my mind was the wind.

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When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it.

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