What is the best thing to do when you have a hole in a boat and water is leaking inside? Make another hole to drain the water.
There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. Steven Alexander Wright
A fisherman who just caught a huge salmon reels the fish in, looks at the fish and says 'I am taking you for tonight's dinner!' The fish replies 'I already ate, can we go somewhere else?' Anonymous
You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent? That's why I never take baths. Steven Alexander Wright
You laugh because I'm different........... I laugh cause I just farted! Anonymous
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room. Woody Allen
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. Anonymous
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."