George W. Bush Quote

Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.

There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.

I'd like to live like a poor man - only with lots of money.

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.

The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I actually asked for pizza.

I could agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.

Fart when someone hugs you, it makes them feel strong.

It's alright if you don't agree with me... I can't force you to be right.