I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them.
More Quotes by George W. Bush
Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories...
Don't be stupid, it might make you famous.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
You laugh because I'm different........... I laugh cause I just farted!
Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
It's easy to stop smoking. I stopped smoking today with no problems. I also stopped yesterday too, and the day before that.
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.
Newspaper ad: Hiring clowns, must be serious.
Two fleas are coming out of a bar when one asks the other 'Do we take a dog or do we walk home?'
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can't see.
Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects.
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.
If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I hate that song.
The last thing that blew my mind was the wind.
When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it.
A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first.
If what you've done is stupid but it works, then it really isn't that stupid at all.
