George W. Bush Quote
I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them.
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love. Albert Einstein
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. Albert Einstein
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. Mark Twain
There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. Albert Einstein
The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education. Albert Einstein
The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I actually asked for pizza. Anonymous
I could agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong. Anonymous
It's alright if you don't agree with me... I can't force you to be right. Anonymous
If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth. Anonymous
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. Anonymous
Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories... Steven Alexander Wright
You laugh because I'm different........... I laugh cause I just farted! Anonymous
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room. Woody Allen
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."