Stupid Funny Quotes
Stupidity is far more fascinating than intelligence, after all intelligence has it's limits.Anonymous
I did not trip and fall. I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning.Anonymous
Are you free tomorrow? No, tomorrow I'm still expensive.Anonymous
Be crazy, be stupid, be silly, be weird. Be whatever, because life is too short to be anything but happy.Anonymous
It's so hot outside that I went to buy vegetables, and by the time I got home they turned into soup already.Anonymous
An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough.Anonymous
Why didn't I use my turn signals? It's nobody's business where I'm going.Anonymous
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.Albert Einstein
I didn't mean to gain weight, it just happened by snackcident.Anonymous
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
You know your driving is really terrible when your GPS says 'After 300 feet, stop and let me out!'Anonymous
A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first.Anonymous
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