It's easy to stop smoking. I stopped smoking today with no problems. I also stopped yesterday too, and the day before that.
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film. Anonymous
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives. Anonymous
Did you know electronics need smoke to work? Once the smoke comes out of them, they stop working. Anonymous
You laugh because I'm different........... I laugh cause I just farted! Anonymous
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room. Woody Allen