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It's easy to stop smoking. I stopped smoking today with no problems. I also stopped yesterday too, and the day before that.

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Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

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Newspaper ad: Hiring clowns, must be serious.

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Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects.

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