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No, no, I'm listening, it just takes me some time to process so much stupidity all at once.
Anonymous New year resolutions you can actually keep!
Skip more classes in school. Call in sick at work more.
Go shopping more often.
Eat more unhealthy food like fries and burgers.
Drink more pop cans instead of freshly squeezing healthy fruits.
Do less exercise and watch more TV.
Anonymous
Skip more classes in school. Call in sick at work more.
Go shopping more often.
Eat more unhealthy food like fries and burgers.
Drink more pop cans instead of freshly squeezing healthy fruits.
Do less exercise and watch more TV.
After many years of studying my Geography book I finally know by heart that Australia is on page 23.
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It's easy to stop smoking. I stopped smoking today with no problems. I also stopped yesterday too, and the day before that.
Anonymous
You know the potholes on a road are bad when they assign lifeguards to them, in case anybody falls inside.
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