Stupid Funny Quotes
Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees
Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories... Steven Alexander Wright
Finally it's Friday and I can go out. I'm putting the garbage out and I'll be right back. Anonymous
Why didn't Bruce Willis play the lead role in Titanic? He would have saved everyone. Anonymous
I always intended to pay for my sins, but I could never afford it. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.
My doctor prescribed laughter as the most efficient medicine. Unfortunately the pharmacist said too many people were crying from laughter so it's no longer available. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
I'm the kind of crazy you weren't warned about because no one knew this level existed. Anonymous
Dance like nobody is watching, because they are not, they are all checking their phones. Anonymous
Alcohol kills brain cells slowly, but that never bothered me because I'm not in a hurry. Anonymous
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