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Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees

David Letterman

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Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories... - Steven Alexander Wright
Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories... Steven Alexander Wright
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I lost control. Offering reward to anyone who finds it.
I lost control. Offering reward to anyone who finds it. Anonymous
Short Quotes
Finally it's Friday and I can go out. I'm putting the garbage out and I'll be right back. - Anonymous
Finally it's Friday and I can go out. I'm putting the garbage out and I'll be right back. Anonymous
Work Quotes
I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them. - George W. Bush
I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them.

George W. Bush

Famous Quotes
Why didn't Bruce Willis play the lead role in Titanic? He would have saved everyone. - Anonymous
Why didn't Bruce Willis play the lead role in Titanic? He would have saved everyone. Anonymous
Questions
I always intended to pay for my sins, but I could never afford it. - CoolFunnyQuotes.com
I always intended to pay for my sins, but I could never afford it. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Money Quotes Never Quotes Short Quotes
If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter. - John Gotti
If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.

John Gotti

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Prescribed laughter
My doctor prescribed laughter as the most efficient medicine. Unfortunately the pharmacist said too many people were crying from laughter so it's no longer available. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
People Quotes Witty Quotes
I'm the kind of crazy you weren't warned about because no one knew this level existed. - Anonymous
I'm the kind of crazy you weren't warned about because no one knew this level existed. Anonymous
Life Quotes Top 100
Dance like nobody is watching, because they are not, they are all checking their phones. - Anonymous
Dance like nobody is watching, because they are not, they are all checking their phones. Anonymous
Life Quotes People Quotes Phone
My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors. - Anonymous
My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors. Anonymous
Short Quotes Think Quotes
Alcohol kills brain cells slowly, but that never bothered me because I'm not in a hurry.
Alcohol kills brain cells slowly, but that never bothered me because I'm not in a hurry. Anonymous
Drinking Never Quotes
Dinosaurs never had coffee, and we see how that turned out. Anonymous
Short Quotes
Kids, I don't know if our ceiling is the best ceiling... but it's definitely up there. - Anonymous
Kids, I don't know if our ceiling is the best ceiling... but it's definitely up there. Anonymous
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