Sigmund Freud Quote
When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.Erma Bombeck
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.Sam Levenson
I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing.
The probability of meeting someone you know increases a hundredfold when you're with someone you're not supposed to be seen with.Anonymous
You laugh because I'm different........... I laugh cause I just farted!Anonymous
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.Woody Allen
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.Anonymous