Sigmund Freud Quote

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Don't be stupid, it might make you famous.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing.

The probability of meeting someone you know increases a hundredfold when you're with someone you're not supposed to be seen with.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

You laugh because I'm different........... I laugh cause I just farted!

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.