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What is the best thing to do when you have a hole in a boat and water is leaking inside? Make another hole to drain the water.
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Teacher: Why are you talking during my lesson? Student: Why are you teaching during my conversation?
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I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge.
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When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.
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Beginner pilot rules:
1. The propeller is just a big fan made to cool down the pilot in the cockpit. When it stops, you can see the pilot start sweating excessively.
2. You don't have to take off, but landing is mandatory.
3. Pushing forward on the flight stick makes the earth look bigger, pulling makes it look smaller.
If you pull too much or too long however, it will look bigger yet again.
4. Flying is safe as long as you don't crash.
5. It's better to wish you were flying than to wish you were on the ground.
6. A good landing is a landing in which everyone walks away.
7. Besides affecting apples, gravity also affects planes.
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1. The propeller is just a big fan made to cool down the pilot in the cockpit. When it stops, you can see the pilot start sweating excessively.
2. You don't have to take off, but landing is mandatory.
3. Pushing forward on the flight stick makes the earth look bigger, pulling makes it look smaller.
If you pull too much or too long however, it will look bigger yet again.
4. Flying is safe as long as you don't crash.
5. It's better to wish you were flying than to wish you were on the ground.
6. A good landing is a landing in which everyone walks away.
7. Besides affecting apples, gravity also affects planes.
Anonymous
When I try on an outfit and it doesn't make me look good, I just throw it on the floor. Like, no, you don't deserve to be hung up, think about what you've done.
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After many years of studying my Geography book I finally know by heart that Australia is on page 23.
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Officer: I had a feeling I'd catch someone speeding here. Driver: I know, that's why I came as fast as I could!
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If you had to choose between eating tacos every day or being skinny for life would you choose hard or soft tacos?
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Instead of LOL why don't you try LOLWKASF: Laughing Out Loud While Keeping A Straight Face.
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