Stupid Funny Quotes
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying!CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Instead of LOL why don't you try LOLWKASF: Laughing Out Loud While Keeping A Straight Face.Anonymous
If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.
What is the best thing to do when you have a hole in a boat and water is leaking inside? Make another hole to drain the water.Anonymous
Are you free tomorrow? No, tomorrow I'm still expensive.Anonymous
I am so broke, I can't even afford to fill up my bicycle.Anonymous
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.Albert Einstein
I'm the kind of crazy you weren't warned about because no one knew this level existed.Anonymous
I just wanted you to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.Anonymous
Instead of calling it the John I'm going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning.Anonymous
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