Stupid Funny Quotes
A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first. Anonymous
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. Anonymous
If what you've done is stupid but it works, then it really isn't that stupid at all.
After a lot of research, scientists have concluded that the most vitamins are found in the pharmacy. Anonymous
Stupidity is far more fascinating than intelligence, after all intelligence has it's limits. Anonymous
The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?' Anonymous
My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.
I always help my wife out with housework such as washing the dishes and doing the laundry. She washes them, and I let them dry. Anonymous
Why do you always see lightning first and hear the thunder later? Because your eyes are in front of your ears. Anonymous
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
Why didn't Bruce Willis play the lead role in Titanic? He would have saved everyone. Anonymous
I did not trip and fall. I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning. Anonymous
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