Henny Youngman Quote
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.Erma Bombeck
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do 'practice' ?George Carlin
What did my doctor tell me when I rushed into his office and told him I have 40 seconds to live? Hold on a minute!Anonymous
But doctor, where is the umbilical cord? New technology, it's wireless.Anonymous
Why do dentists use more anesthetic for longer procedures? So you won't be able to run away when it's time to pay the bill.Anonymous