Stupid Funny Quotes
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.
Steven Alexander Wright
When the cop told me to give him my first name and last name I told him, 'Are you crazy? What's my name going to be then?'
Anonymous
Why do you always see lightning first and hear the thunder later? Because your eyes are in front of your ears.
Anonymous
Skip more classes in school. Call in sick at work more.
Go shopping more often.
Eat more unhealthy food like fries and burgers.
Drink more pop cans instead of freshly squeezing healthy fruits.
Do less exercise and watch more TV.
Anonymous
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