Stupid Funny Quotes
Your legs must be tired because you have been running through my mind all night.Anonymous
Due to current economic conditions the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.Anonymous
Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is realizing that the other person is completely stupid.Anonymous
Did a cartwheel the other day, thinking it was like riding a bike. It's not.Anonymous
What's happening with your phone, every time I call you it says 'The subscriber you're calling is a monkey, please contact the zoo.'Anonymous
When the cop told me to give him my first name and last name I told him, 'Are you crazy? What's my name going to be then?' Anonymous
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