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What did the dog say after walking in the desert for hours? If I don't find a tree soon I'm gonna pee on myself.

Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing, right in your ear.

Newspaper Ad. FREE PUPPIES: Half cocker spaniel, half sneaky neighbors dog.

If aliens saw us walking our dogs and picking up their poop, who would they think is in charge?

Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face!

If you want someone who will listen to you every time, do everything you tell them to do, and always be there for you for better or for worse, get a dog.

I feel sorry for people who don't have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor.

For the best seat in the house, you'll have to move the dog.

To a dog, a fire hydrant under maintenance is like a bathroom that's out of service.

My windows aren't dirty, my dog is painting.