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Two fleas are coming out of a bar when one asks the other 'Do we take a dog or do we walk home?' - Anonymous

Two fleas are coming out of a bar when one asks the other 'Do we take a dog or do we walk home?'

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There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

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You laugh because I'm different...........
I laugh cause I just farted! - Anonymous

You laugh because I'm different........... I laugh cause I just farted!

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Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

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When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

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Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

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After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."

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Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

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I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them.

George W. Bush

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Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories...

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It's easy to stop smoking. I stopped smoking today with no problems. I also stopped yesterday too, and the day before that.

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When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.

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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

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Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can't see.

Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can't see.

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Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

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Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing, right in your ear. - Dave Barry

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It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.

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