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Two fleas are coming out of a bar when one asks the other 'Do we take a dog or do we walk home?' - Anonymous

Two fleas are coming out of a bar when one asks the other 'Do we take a dog or do we walk home?'

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It was me, I let the dogs out. Anonymous

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There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. Anonymous

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You laugh because I'm different........... I laugh cause I just farted! Anonymous

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