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There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

Anonymous

You laugh because I'm different........... I laugh cause I just farted!

Anonymous

Newspaper ad: Hiring clowns, must be serious.

Anonymous

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

Albert Einstein

Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can't see.

Anonymous

Newspaper Ad. FREE PUPPIES: Half cocker spaniel, half sneaky neighbors dog.

Anonymous

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Groucho Marx

Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing, right in your ear.

Dave Barry

Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects.

Dave Barry

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.

Sam Levenson

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.

Steven Alexander Wright

If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I hate that song.

Jack Handey

Don't be stupid, it might make you famous.

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Never stand between a dog and the fire hydrant.

John Peer

The last thing that blew my mind was the wind.

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When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it.

Sigmund Freud

A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first.

Anonymous

If what you've done is stupid but it works, then it really isn't that stupid at all.

David Letterman

After a lot of research, scientists have concluded that the most vitamins are found in the pharmacy.

Anonymous

Stupidity is far more fascinating than intelligence, after all intelligence has it's limits.

Anonymous