Stupid Funny Quotes
Cats have 32 muscles in each ear, to help them ignore you. Anonymous
Finally it's Friday and I can go out. I'm putting the garbage out and I'll be right back. Anonymous
Instead of LOL why don't you try LOLWKASF: Laughing Out Loud While Keeping A Straight Face. Anonymous
I'm having people over to stare at their phones later, if you want to come by... Anonymous
Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is realizing that the other person is completely stupid. Anonymous
Are you free tomorrow? No, tomorrow I'm still expensive. Anonymous
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