Stupid Funny Quotes
The problem with drinking and driving is that trees defend themselves very well.CoolFunnyQuotes.com
I didn't mean to gain weight, it just happened by snackcident.Anonymous
I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge.CoolFunnyQuotes.com
When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. Sigmund Freud
Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects. Dave Barry
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. Steven Alexander Wright
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