Henny is most famous for his short jokes and quotes, the most famous being 'Take my wife - please.' He was born March 16th, 1906 in Manhattan New York.
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
Getting on a plane, I told the ticket lady, 'Send one of my bags to New York, one to Los Angeles, and one to Miami.' She said, 'We can't do that!' I told her, 'You did it last week!'
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
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