Henny Youngman Funny Quotes
Henny is most famous for his short jokes and quotes, the most famous being 'Take my wife - please.' He was born March 16th, 1906 in Manhattan New York.
Getting on a plane, I told the ticket lady, 'Send one of my bags to New York, one to Los Angeles, and one to Miami.' She said, 'We can't do that!' I told her, 'You did it last week!' Henny Youngman
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. Henny Youngman
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. Henny Youngman