Henny Youngman Funny Quotes
Henny is most famous for his short jokes and quotes, the most famous being 'Take my wife - please.' He was born March 16th, 1906 in Manhattan New York.
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. Henny Youngman
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way. Henny Youngman
Getting on a plane, I told the ticket lady, 'Send one of my bags to New York, one to Los Angeles, and one to Miami.' She said, 'We can't do that!' I told her, 'You did it last week!' Henny Youngman