Henny Youngman Funny Quotes
Henny is most famous for his short jokes and quotes, the most famous being 'Take my wife - please.' He was born March 16th, 1906 in Manhattan New York.
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. Henny Youngman
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way. Henny Youngman
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. Henny Youngman