My advice is to never listen to any advice, not even this one.
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
If you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman; she will be all ears. Sigmund Freud
If you want someone who will listen to you every time, do everything you tell them to do, and always be there for you for better or for worse, get a dog. Anonymous
Of course I talk to myself... sometimes I need expert advice. Anonymous
I'm multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time. Anonymous
My taste in music ranges from "You've gotta listen to this" to "I know, please don't judge me." Anonymous
You call it nagging, I call it 'listen to what I said the first time!' Anonymous
Instead of LOL why don't you try LOLWKASF: Laughing Out Loud While Keeping A Straight Face. Anonymous
You laugh because I'm different........... I laugh cause I just farted! Anonymous