Stupid Funny Quotes
Why do you always see lightning first and hear the thunder later? Because your eyes are in front of your ears.
Anonymous
Bathroom sign above toilet: It's like basketball, the basket is bigger than the ball! Learn to score properly!
Anonymous
After a lot of research, scientists have concluded that the most vitamins are found in the pharmacy.
Anonymous
You know the potholes on a road are bad when they assign lifeguards to them, in case anybody falls inside.
Anonymous
I don't understand what's bothering you honey, I bring you coffee in bed every morning, all you have to do is grind it.
Anonymous
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