Stupid Funny Quotes
If you had to choose between eating tacos every day or being skinny for life would you choose hard or soft tacos?
Anonymous
I wish that all of my enemies had three cars parked in front of their house. An ambulance, fire truck and police car.
Anonymous If we ever travel far in the universe to another planet with intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave.
Anonymous
My cell phone is acting up, I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work.
Anonymous
It's easy to stop smoking. I stopped smoking today with no problems. I also stopped yesterday too, and the day before that.
Anonymous
Would you believe my neighbor was knocking on my door at 2:30AM this morning? Luckily, I was still up playing bagpipes.
Anonymous
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