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I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.

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I wish that all of my enemies had three cars parked in front of their house. An ambulance, fire truck and police car. Anonymous

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I don't work on weekends, or any other day that ends with "Y". Anonymous

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Minimum wage is like work enthusiasm, it disappears quickly. Anonymous

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To a dog, a fire hydrant under maintenance is like a bathroom that's out of service.

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A lot of people ask me if I were shipwrecked, and could only have one book, what would it be? I always say 'How to Build a Boat.' - Steven Alexander Wright

A lot of people ask me if I were shipwrecked, and could only have one book, what would it be? I always say 'How to Build a Boat.' Steven Alexander Wright

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I'm not feeling very worky today. Anonymous

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