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I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.

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Never stand between a dog and the fire hydrant.

Never stand between a dog and the fire hydrant.

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I wish that all of my enemies had three cars parked in front of their house. An ambulance, fire truck and police car. Anonymous

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I don't work on weekends, or any other day that ends with "Y".

I don't work on weekends, or any other day that ends with "Y". Anonymous

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When you wake up at 6 in the morning, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's already 6:45. When you're at work and it's 2:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's 2:31.

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Minimum wage is like work enthusiasm, it disappears quickly. Anonymous

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To a dog, a fire hydrant under maintenance is like a bathroom that's out of service. Anonymous

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A lot of people ask me if I were shipwrecked, and could only have one book, what would it be? I always say 'How to Build a Boat.' - Steven Alexander Wright

A lot of people ask me if I were shipwrecked, and could only have one book, what would it be? I always say 'How to Build a Boat.' Steven Alexander Wright

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I'm not feeling very worky today. - Anonymous

I'm not feeling very worky today. Anonymous

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Did you know electronics need smoke to work? Once the smoke comes out of them, they stop working. - Anonymous

Did you know electronics need smoke to work? Once the smoke comes out of them, they stop working. Anonymous

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When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people. - Anonymous

When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people. Anonymous

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My cell phone is acting up, I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work.

My cell phone is acting up, I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. Anonymous

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There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. Anonymous

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I laugh cause I just farted! - Anonymous

You laugh because I'm different........... I laugh cause I just farted! Anonymous

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If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way. - Homer Simpson

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Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

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Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? - Edgar Bergen

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

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When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room. - Woody Allen

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room. Woody Allen

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Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. - Anonymous

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