I'm trying to think how I can think of what I want to think.
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. Anonymous
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. Anonymous
You know the oxygen masks on airplanes? I don't think there's really any oxygen. I think they're just to muffle the screams.
If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it. Sam Levenson
Zoning out is your brain's way of saying "You look bored. Let me take you to a better place." Anonymous
I don't think inside the box and I don't think outside the box... I don't even know where the box is. Anonymous
You laugh because I'm different........... I laugh cause I just farted! Anonymous