Stupid Funny Quotes
Alcohol, what's that? It's not in my vodkabulary, but let me check in whiskypedia. Anonymous
I just wanted you to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does. Anonymous
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. Anonymous
In grammar class the teacher asks her student: When you sing you say 'I sing' what do you say when your brother is singing? I say 'shut up you're a terrible singer'. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Instead of LOL why don't you try LOLWKASF: Laughing Out Loud While Keeping A Straight Face. Anonymous
If what you've done is stupid but it works, then it really isn't that stupid at all.
I know that I am stupid but when I look around me I feel a lot better. Anonymous
I'm the kind of crazy you weren't warned about because no one knew this level existed. Anonymous
No matter how smart you are you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid. Anonymous
My advice is to never listen to any advice, not even this one. Anonymous
You can't have everything... where would you put it? Steven Alexander Wright
After a while, I eventually fell in love and there was nobody to pick me up. Anonymous
If you had to choose between eating tacos every day or being skinny for life would you choose hard or soft tacos? Anonymous
The problem with drinking and driving is that trees defend themselves very well. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
I'm glad I don't have to hunt my own food, I don't even know where sandwiches live. Anonymous
Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is realizing that the other person is completely stupid. Anonymous
I did not trip and fall. I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning. Anonymous
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
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