Stupid Funny Quotes
My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.
I'll do the stupid thing first and then you shy people follow . Frank Zappa
I just wanted you to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does. Anonymous
No matter how smart you are you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid. Anonymous
After a while, I eventually fell in love and there was nobody to pick me up. Anonymous
Are you free tomorrow? No, tomorrow I'm still expensive. Anonymous
In grammar class the teacher asks her student: When you sing you say 'I sing' what do you say when your brother is singing? I say 'shut up you're a terrible singer'. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Alcohol, what's that? It's not in my vodkabulary, but let me check in whiskypedia. Anonymous
I'm not here to judge, I'm just pointing out all the mistakes you're making. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Teacher: Why are you talking during my lesson? Student: Why are you teaching during my conversation? Anonymous
If you had to choose between eating tacos every day or being skinny for life would you choose hard or soft tacos? Anonymous
If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.
Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming. Anonymous
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it. Sam Levenson
Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories... Steven Alexander Wright
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
Why didn't I use my turn signals? It's nobody's business where I'm going. Anonymous
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