Stupid Funny Quotes
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it. Sam Levenson
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. Dave Barry
Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you. Anonymous
In beer there is freedom, in wine there is health, in cognac there is power and in water there is bacteria. Anonymous
I wish that all of my enemies had three cars parked in front of their house. An ambulance, fire truck and police car. Anonymous
If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.
Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker. Woody Allen
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. George Burns
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