Don't be stupid, it might make you famous.
If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. Anonymous
A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first. Anonymous
If what you've done is stupid but it works, then it really isn't that stupid at all.
Stupidity is far more fascinating than intelligence, after all intelligence has it's limits. Anonymous
I know that I am stupid but when I look around me I feel a lot better. Anonymous
They say "don't try this at home" so I'm coming over to your house to try it. Anonymous
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them.
Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories... Steven Alexander Wright
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. Albert Einstein
If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I hate that song.
To make a mistake is human, but to blame it on someone else, that's even more human. Anonymous
You laugh because I'm different........... I laugh cause I just farted! Anonymous
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love. Albert Einstein
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room. Woody Allen