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Alcohol kills brain cells slowly, but that never bothered me because I'm not in a hurry.

Alcohol kills brain cells slowly, but that never bothered me because I'm not in a hurry.

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Zoning out is your brain's way of saying "You look bored. Let me take you to a better place." Anonymous
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