Alcohol kills brain cells slowly, but that never bothered me because I'm not in a hurry.
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Alcohol, what's that? It's not in my vodkabulary, but let me check in whiskypedia.
I drank so much Vodka last night that this morning I woke up with a Russian accent.
Not to brag but I don't even need alcohol to make really bad decisions.
The problem with drinking and driving is that trees defend themselves very well.
Drinking after work is fine, but if you really want to enjoy working then drink before work.
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
In beer there is freedom, in wine there is health, in cognac there is power and in water there is bacteria.
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge.
You can talk to yourself and you can answer yourself, but if feel the need to pardon yourself, that's when you know something's wrong.
What is the difference between having a cold beer and going to the bathroom? About 35 minutes.
I started thinking about the dangers of drinking on new year's eve. After that, I decided to stop thinking.
A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by two minutes, and a day of work by seven to ten hours.
Your mind needs exercise just as much as your body does, that's why I think of jogging every day.
How do you know a man is thinking about his future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
Let's have a beer together, you can open it and I will drink it.
Hate your job? Join our support group! It’s called EVERYBODY. We meet at the bar.
Zoning out is your brain's way of saying "You look bored. Let me take you to a better place."
Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed and permanently set.
Don't drink to forget me, you'll end up seeing me double.
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