Woody Allen Quote
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people. Anonymous
Retirement is great, you get to be your own boss and tell yourself to do nothing all day. Anonymous
When my boss told me this is the fifth time I'm late, I smiled and thought to myself, it's Friday!! Anonymous
One small decision can change your life! That's why I always let someone else make my decisions, that way if something goes wrong I have somebody to blame other than myself. Anonymous
Tell your boss what you really think about him, and the truth shall set you free, from your job. Anonymous
Got to work this morning and my boss told me 'have a good day', so I went home and had a great day! Anonymous
My boss asked me where I see myself in 5 years. I told him if his hair keeps falling out, I'll see myself in his bald spot. Anonymous
Tried going out with my girlfriend but by the time she finished putting on her makeup the weekend was over. Anonymous