Don't disturb me, I am disturbed enough already.
Never let your best friends get lonely... keep disturbing them.
A person who always disturbs you is a person who loves you.
I want to be cuddled, but I also want to be left alone. Being crazy is hard.
Those who think they know it all are very annoying to those of us who actually do.
Why can't cats work on the computer? They get too distracted chasing the mouse around.
You can teach a cat to do anything that it wants to do.
Being angry is not necessarily bad, some the best things were invented by angry people. Lamborghini didn't produce a single car until Enzo Ferrari made him angry.
If you keep annoying me, I'll give your phone number to all the kids and tell them it's Santa's hotline.
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