Sam Levenson was a great humorist and journalist, appearing in many TV shows, the last one being 'The Tonight Show'. His quotes are very witty and humorous.
Our toaster has two settings: too soon or too late.
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.
If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.
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