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I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life. George Burns

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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. George Burns

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Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. George Burns

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I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when I don't have anybody to respect. George Burns

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