It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.
I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when I don't have anybody to respect.
