George Burns Quote

The problem with drinking and driving is that trees defend themselves very well.

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors.

In beer there is freedom, in wine there is health, in cognac there is power and in water there is bacteria.

I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge.

Alcohol kills brain cells slowly, but that never bothered me because I'm not in a hurry.

I started thinking about the dangers of drinking on new year's eve. After that, I decided to stop thinking.

A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by two minutes, and a day of work by seven to ten hours.