David Letterman Quote

The problem with drinking and driving is that trees defend themselves very well.

Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.

Whoever said great things come in small packages hasn't seen my big screen TV.

The last thing that blew my mind was the wind.

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.

They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?

I didn't fall, I'm just spending some quality time with the floor.

In spring birds return from their tropical vacation. Six months later they regret their decision and go back.

Paper cut: A tree's final moment of revenge.