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It's so simple to be wise.

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.

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You laugh because I'm different........... I laugh cause I just farted! - Anonymous

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Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

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I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them. - George W. Bush

I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them.

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Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories...

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It's easy to stop smoking. I stopped smoking today with no problems. I also stopped yesterday too, and the day before that.

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When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people. - Anonymous

When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.

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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

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Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can't see.

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Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects.

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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.

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Quantity is what you count, quality is what you count on.

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