Sam Levenson Quote

I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to say.

Don't be stupid, it might make you famous.

Whoever said great things come in small packages hasn't seen my big screen TV.

They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?

A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first.

I'll do the stupid thing first and then you shy people follow .

When you're thinking that I'm thinking of you, I'm thinking you're thinking of me.

It's better to shut up and give the impression that you're stupid than to say something and erase all doubt.

I'm trying to think how I can think of what I want to think.

No matter how smart you are you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.

When you fall, I will be there to catch you - With love, the floor.