Sam Levenson Quote
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.
I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to say.
Whoever said great things come in small packages hasn't seen my big screen TV. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug? Anonymous
A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first. Anonymous
I'll do the stupid thing first and then you shy people follow . Frank Zappa
When you're thinking that I'm thinking of you, I'm thinking you're thinking of me. Anonymous
It's better to shut up and give the impression that you're stupid than to say something and erase all doubt. Anonymous
I'm trying to think how I can think of what I want to think. Anonymous
No matter how smart you are you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid. Anonymous
When you fall, I will be there to catch you - With love, the floor. Anonymous
I'm a ninja! No you're not. Did you see that? See what? Exactly! Anonymous
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile from them, and you'll have their shoes.
The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I actually asked for pizza. Anonymous
The surest sign that there's intelligent life elsewhere in the universe, is that it has never contacted us.
Dear LOL, thank you for being there for me all those times I never had something else to say. Anonymous
Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they'll start using it. Anonymous
It's really complicated to make something simple, but very simple to make something something complicated. Anonymous
They say "don't try this at home" so I'm coming over to your house to try it. Anonymous