Sam Levenson Quote
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.
I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to say.
Whoever said great things come in small packages hasn't seen my big screen TV. Anonymous
They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug? Anonymous
A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first. Anonymous
I'll do the stupid thing first and then you shy people follow . Frank Zappa
When you're thinking that I'm thinking of you, I'm thinking you're thinking of me. Anonymous
It's better to shut up and give the impression that you're stupid than to say something and erase all doubt. Anonymous
I'm trying to think how I can think of what I want to think. Anonymous
No matter how smart you are you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid. Anonymous