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Some of the greatest ideas of all time have come to people during Math class... none of which had anything to do with Math.

Math is fun, it teaches you life and death information, like when you're cold, you should go to a corner since it's 90 degrees there.

To the guy who created imaginary numbers in Math: I hate you.

In Math class we learned more about algebra today, such as X+10=Y should I care?

A few days ago I lost my weapon of Math instruction... my trusty pocket calculator.

It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten. They're in front of you in the supermarket express lane.

An adult is a person who no longer grows in height, but instead grows in length and width.

Math: the only place where you have to figure out the ratio of yellow candy to blue candy when all you're thinking about is eating them.

There are so many times I made you angry, upset, irritated and tired. Today I just wanted to say that I'm thinking of continuing.

I stopped understanding math when the alphabet decided to get involved.

Whenever I'm sad, you're there. Whenever I have problems, you're there. Whenever I lose control, you're there. Let's face it, you are bad luck.