Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.

Math is fun, it teaches you life and death information, like when you're cold, you should go to a corner since it's 90 degrees there.

I always try to cheer myself up by singing when I get sad. Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is worse than my problems.

Finding a treasure is like working on algebra equations, all you have to do is find the X.

In Math class we learned more about algebra today, such as X+10=Y should I care?

A few days ago I lost my weapon of Math instruction... my trusty pocket calculator.

To the guy who created imaginary numbers in Math: I hate you.

Some of the greatest ideas of all time have come to people during Math class... none of which had anything to do with Math.

It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten. They're in front of you in the supermarket express lane.

June Henderson

My imaginary friend thinks he has problems.

I don't have a drinking problem, I have thirst problem.

If you can't laugh at your own problems, call me and I'll laugh at them.

Math: the only place where you have to figure out the ratio of yellow candy to blue candy when all you're thinking about is eating them.

I stopped understanding math when the alphabet decided to get involved.

For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.

4 out 3 people struggle with math.

If I had just one hour left to live, I'd spend it in Math class... it never ends.

Think of a number between 1 and 10. Multiply it by 9 and subtract 1. Now close your eyes. It's dark isn't it?

I'm so glad I learned about parallelograms instead of how to do taxes. It's ready handy this parallelogram season.

I don't always clear my calculator, but when I do, I hit both C and CE a bunch of times because I don't know exactly what they do.