Store front sign: Entire store on sale, everything $1 or more.
Everyone is posting their vacation pictures and I'm like... I went to the grocery store. Anonymous
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. Woody Allen
The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with ONLY a loaf of bread are three billion to one. Erma Bombeck
I hate it when people see me at the supermarket and they're like 'Hey, what are you doing here?' I tell them 'You know.. hunting elephants.' Anonymous
In America, it is not important how much an item costs, it's more important how much you can save when you buy it. Anonymous
It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten. They're in front of you in the supermarket express lane.
Sometimes I get road rage just pushing a shopping cart in a supermarket. Anonymous
That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you're shopping for something else because they just won't budge. Anonymous
I love ordering things online because when they arrive it's like a present from me to me. Anonymous