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Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love. Albert Einstein
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
The only problem with golf is that the slow people are always in front of you and the fast people always end up behind you. Anonymous
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people. Anonymous
I don't care when people honk at me, but when geese do, I get out of the way! CoolFunnyQuotes.com
If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I hate that song.
I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me. Dave Barry
There was a time when people said, 'Jim, if you keep on making faces, your face will freeze like that.' Now they just say, 'Pay him!'
Being angry is not necessarily bad, some the best things were invented by angry people. Lamborghini didn't produce a single car until Enzo Ferrari made him angry. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree. Steven Alexander Wright
Some of the greatest ideas of all time have come to people during Math class... none of which had anything to do with Math. Anonymous
People say you can't live without love, but I think oxygen is more important. Anonymous
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