Funny quotes about all kinds of people and funny things people do. Trusting people, people who are annoying, and more.
Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number.Anonymous
Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they'll start using it.Anonymous
People say you can't live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.Anonymous
A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first.Anonymous
Some of the greatest ideas of all time have come to people during Math class... none of which had anything to do with Math.Anonymous
Relationships these days start by pressing LIKE on her photo.Anonymous
My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead.Anonymous
There are so many times I made you angry, upset, irritated and tired. Today I just wanted to say that I'm thinking of continuing.Anonymous
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket."Anonymous
Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.Anonymous
If we were on a sinking ship, and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much.Anonymous
I'll do the stupid thing first and then you shy people follow .Frank Zappa
If Facebook has taught us anything it's that a lot of people aren't quite ready for a spelling bee.Anonymous
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