Funny quotes about all kinds of people and funny things people do. Trusting people, people who are annoying, and more.
People say you can't live without love, but I think oxygen is more important. Anonymous
My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead. Anonymous
Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number. Anonymous
Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they'll start using it. Anonymous
A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first. Anonymous
I love that cute thing you do when you stop texting me for hours, it's adorable. Anonymous
Last night the Internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people. Anonymous
If we were on a sinking ship, and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. Anonymous
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people. Anonymous
Are you free tomorrow? No, tomorrow I'm still expensive. Anonymous
Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face! Anonymous
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love. Albert Einstein
Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once. Anonymous
Dance like nobody is watching, because they are not, they are all checking their phones. Anonymous
There are a 100 billions nerves in the human body, and there are people who have the ability to irritate all of them. Anonymous
I hate it when people see me at the supermarket and they're like 'Hey, what are you doing here?' I tell them 'You know.. hunting elephants.' Anonymous
Never trust someone who takes hours to text you back, but when you hang out with them they check their phone every minute. Anonymous
I love sarcasm. It's like punching people in the face, but with words. Anonymous
I wonder, we lazy people go to heaven... or do they send someone to pick us up? Anonymous
Relationships these days start by pressing LIKE on her photo. Anonymous
If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I hate that song.
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