Dave Barry Quote
I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me.
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. Lily Tomlin
I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when I don't have anybody to respect. George Burns
Don't invite me anywhere in the last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed. Anonymous